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[unamaga]

I've thought long and hard about making his post, and it wasn't an easy decision to make, but I feel that I owe you all the truth. You've been so good to me these past few years, made me feel more welcomed than I ever have before. I'm so sorry for all the times I had to lie to keep this a secret; you deserved better. But, you see...

I'm - I'm actually a horse. An American Saddlebred, to be specific.

I know this might come as a shock - it took me years to come to terms with being a horse, myself - I just hope that you won't let my massive size blind you to who I still am. If you care enough to look past the hooves and glossy dark coat, you'll see that the heart of a fangirl still beats steady and strong in my chest.

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[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

Baby, won't you take me for a ride?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

All around town, sugar.

[tty63.livejournal.com]

That must make typing difficult. ;)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I have a very large keyboard.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Why you gotta be like that, dollface?

[legoline.livejournal.com]

I think I could live with it if you were a Shetland pony or maybe a Palomino but this?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

You - you bigot!

[chopchica.livejournal.com]

OH, BB, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I KNEW YOU WOULD SUPPORT ME!

[jb_slasher]

If I'm not mistaken, you were actually the horse in this picture, am I correct?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, his hand was so tasty.

[chase-acow.livejournal.com]

SCARY LARGE HOOVED ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING AND FLAILING*

ahem, I have issues... a buffalo once tried to eat me and since, anything with hooves just freaks me out

: )

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I...I guess our friendship is. Is over.

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

That... has to be really hard on you. I admire the way you've managed to bridge the gap between horses and humans to write the amazing porn you do. It can't have been easy. *pets you*

And may I just add that you have awesome hair?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

The anatomy was hard at first, I'll admit, but once I understood how you creatures mount one another, it was easier.

*bashful ear rustle* Thank you so much.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you're a pretty pony? I mean, as long as you're not ugly, I'll stand by your side.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

That's very forward-thinking of you.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

OH MEL! HOW COULD YOU!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND.

[liamar13.livejournal.com]

OH THE SHAME!!!!! AND THE HORROR!!!!!! AND THE CAPSLOCK!!!!!!

I NOW HAVE TO SHUN YOU! MY RELIGION SAYS SO...SORT OF!!!!!!

*cough* but please dont stop writing the porn

*goes back to teh shunning*

in other news: whee man i needed that laugh. thanks muchly your awesomely hooved highness :D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*bows low on front legs* I live to serve.

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

I think we need to have that bestiality discussion again. I mean. Under the new circumstances?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Does this...does this mean you're breaking up with me?

[causeways.livejournal.com]

I just want to know: Do you get wireless in the paddock? Because otherwise, man, it's gotta suck being stuck in that stable all day. I bet the hay gets in your keyboard somethin' fierce.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey, I don't live in a stable. Bling bling.

[inderpal.livejournal.com]

Oh don't worry, I won't desert you, I'm actually a donkey.

WE CAN STILL MAKE BEAUTIFUL MULES TOGETHER!! ♥

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Goddamn the internet.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert youuu.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

LIES. You are much more snuggly than a horse.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

STOP INVALIDATING ME!

[melagan.livejournal.com]

This is good news to me. It makes me more comfortable with my saddle addiction

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Rawwr, baby.

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

MY LITTLE MELPONY!



*carrots*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*neeeeigh*

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, YOU BITCH! YOU KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND! (http://missyjack.livejournal.com/127595.html)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

JUST BECAUSE ONE HORSE HURT YOU DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE ALL BAD! OPEN YOUR HEART TO US!