unamaga: (throughbred bb)
unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2008-04-01 12:14 pm

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I've thought long and hard about making his post, and it wasn't an easy decision to make, but I feel that I owe you all the truth. You've been so good to me these past few years, made me feel more welcomed than I ever have before. I'm so sorry for all the times I had to lie to keep this a secret; you deserved better. But, you see...

I'm - I'm actually a horse. An American Saddlebred, to be specific.

I know this might come as a shock - it took me years to come to terms with being a horse, myself - I just hope that you won't let my massive size blind you to who I still am. If you care enough to look past the hooves and glossy dark coat, you'll see that the heart of a fangirl still beats steady and strong in my chest.

[identity profile] lavvyan.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That... has to be really hard on you. I admire the way you've managed to bridge the gap between horses and humans to write the amazing porn you do. It can't have been easy. *pets you*

And may I just add that you have awesome hair?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
The anatomy was hard at first, I'll admit, but once I understood how you creatures mount one another, it was easier.

*bashful ear rustle* Thank you so much.

[identity profile] lavvyan.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Human penises must strike you as pitifully small, though. *nods thoughtfully*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I look at it this way: there are always fists.