So apparently now I dream in surreal badfic. I've been watching way too much TV lately, y/n?
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unamaga: so i don't remember exactly what happened in the beginning, but it somehow involved a portable shower head. and then it sort of morphed into my house, and i was in the front porch with this guy who i didn't know but was somehow obligated to have sex with anyway, and it was really boring. like, my dream self (i was not IN my dream self at that point, which was strange) just lied there and took it with a yawn. and then somehow that led to me going upstairs to shower with my portable shower head and upstairs turning into the ground floor of three floor condo building. then i was suddenly IN my dream self and there was an impromptu musical number during which the entire huge family (must have been fifty of them, none of whom i recognized) pranced around the huge kitchen. somewhere in there, i fed the doctor a yellow peanut m&m (he was sitting up on top of the fridge with rose, but she didn't mind me feeding him because i had my snake ring on and that made it ok). THEN
kashmir1: *GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
unamaga: then the wraith woke up on the top floor and we were all like OH NO THE WRAITH. they came downstairs and went outside and then rang the doorbell like civilized people and asked for our souls. but john and i wouldn't STAND FOR THAT, so we played a strange nintendo version of candyland with them for our lives. we were only in four turns (john had pulled the mushroom chip which meant we were BIG and could stomp on the swamp monster without dying) when i realized that we could trick the wraith into thinking we'd vanished by going into town for ice cream.
kashmir1: AHAHAHA oh my GOD
unamaga: I AM ON CRACK
unamaga: and then
unamaga: we were getting our ice cream (this bit is kind of fuzzy) and rodney was like NO ALL OF THIS IS PISTACHIO UNACCEPTABLE so we couldn't get ice cream because john wouldn't go against rodney's wishes but if we didn't get ice cream the WRAITH WOULD FIND US and it was all horribly angsty and there were many longing looks thrown between john and rodney and jack and ianto (who were there only for the part with the longing looks) but then the doctor was like "naaah, i got it covered!" and we were all suddenly in the TARDIS on pluto - which the doctor made sure to call a planet
unamaga: the end
kashmir1: OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S SORT OF BRILLIANT
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Last night I dreamt that I microwaved a lightbulb and nearly caused an electrical fire. It think it came from watching too much Mythbusters.
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Did you watch the Alaska episode of Mythbusters? I lived in Alaska, so I loved watching them do the myths there...
I am also using my Mythbusters icon that YOU MADE for this post! I have been telling people about it for a while now. :)
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I had a dream with John and Rodney in it last night, but I think they were more in my world than I was in theirs. I don't remember any wraith, anyway.
Actually, all I remember is that they were there. I wish I could have had some Jack/Ianto moments like you did! I watched six episodes of Torchwood yesterday, and everything!
And now I'm going to use my favorite new icon, even though it's a little out of place.
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I think my favorite part was that Jack and Ianto only showed up when looking longingly was happening, and then the Doctor was like "I'll fix everything!" WIN.
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I like you. <3
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OMG, I think I love you.
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I'm pretty sure I met your doppleganger in Charleston. Her name was Liz.
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Meet Liz. I swear she reminded me of you when I met her. =] Bring on the paradox!