wait for it, wait for it!!

[unamaga]

Via chopchica, I bring you the most amazing commercial ever created. Seriously not work safe, but only because you will be CRYING WITH LAUGHTER and possibly shrieking "OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDD!!" a lot. I nearly hyperventilated it was so amazing, and then I watched it again and - just watch it:

*buries face in tissues and laughs FOREVER*

Comments

[cadencecascade.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha

OMG. That is just. just. I don't think i have words for that.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

SHH.

YOU NEED NO WORDS.

JUST BASK.

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! The shirt-ripping! The suggestive bread-slicing! *am ded*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

the bread slicing is what ALWAYS GETS ME. the slow pan-down! the LOOK ON HIS FACE!

[countess7.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

THERE ARE NO WORDS.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

BEST. OR BEST EVER.

[vamysteryfan.livejournal.com]

I hurt myself suppressing the laughing. Thank you!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Anytime! Mi trauma es su trauma. :>

[pennyplainknits.livejournal.com]

*dies*

I want to say it's a mash-up, but I'm having a hard timing coming up with another reason for semi-pornographic bread making, so it might be real...

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I seriously think it's real. Only because there is NO OTHER WAY IT CAN EXIST. I just - the cutting!!

[aurora]

DYING.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

\o/!! SO AMAZING!

[franticsga.livejournal.com]

I can't stop laughing. This needs to be the new Rick-rolling.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

my life would be MADE if someone bread-rolled me.

[eleveninches.livejournal.com]

Oh.

My.

God.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

EPIC.

[melloniel.livejournal.com]

THIS IS AMAZINGGGGG LMAOOOOOO.

THE SLICING!!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

THE SLICING!!

I actually GASPED the first time I watched it before I realized that, yes, he was slicing and not jerking off into the butter to give it special flavor.

[galadrielriver.livejournal.com]

Umm. THE 80's. Thinly disguised soft porn.

BEST. COMMERCIAL. IN. HISTORY.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

WHEATY SOFT PORN.

What more can you really ask for out of life after this?

[caersmane.livejournal.com]

OMG When I make bread I make it just like that!!!

*facepalm* Most pornographic making of bread I have ever seen.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Do you rip your shirt off in triumphant anger while it's baking?

[beahorgana.livejournal.com]

Oh god oh god everything about this video makes my life worth living. I would slice HIS bread (if you catch my meaning, wink wink nudge say no more etc)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I don't think he needs anyone to slice his bread. He's got a...firm handle on it.

[stealmyhorses.livejournal.com]

Oh the 80s! <3

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

So beautiful! <3

[less-star.livejournal.com]

BWAH! I think I died! Awesome!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

\o/ life = complete.

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, the kneading!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I LOVE HOW HE KNEADS WITH HIS STOMACH! Amazing. *wipes tears*

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

OH GAWD

MY FAVORITE PART IS 00:56 TO LIKE 1:02

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

SO AMAZING, SO AMAZING.

[moonjean2009.livejournal.com]

Oh WoW!
The bread cutting made me snort, that was hilarious. Thank you, I needed a goog laugh.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Totally welcome! I think I'm going to save this one for a rainy day.

[stillane.livejournal.com]

Oh god. Oh god. Can't breathe. Laughing too hard. I was totally expecting him to leap triumphantly onto those bags of flour and do jazzhands in the resulting flour shower, but then it got even more awesome.*cackles self unconscious*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. The jazzhands would've been amazing, but THE SLICING. SLIIICIIINNNNG. I think that's my metaphor for jerking off now. John is slicing Rodney's bread this morning.

[melagan.livejournal.com]

You really can't just watch it once...

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

The new rick roll, baby.

[kimberweeme.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard I cried. How do you find these things?

The belly dancing! The spin with liquids on his head! The shirt ripping!

The suggestive bread slicing makes it. GOLDEN.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

This was in an sf_drama post (http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/1716464.html) and just - THE ENTIRE POST WAS BEAUTIFUL. Do you remember the spray-on hair? The Hawaiian Chair? There are so many gloriously bad commercials in the comments!

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

I. What. That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

Also, I am convinced that that is Paul Gross, and you cannot tell me otherwise.

*dies*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. MY INNER EYE.

[unaccompanied-g.livejournal.com]

I JUST- WHAT. WHAT.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

ISN'T IT AMAZING? I THINK I COULD DIE HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

[ariadne83]

I can't believe it's not butter!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

He's churning something, bb.

[morgaine22.livejournal.com]

I sat like this through his whole part: :-O

And then the slicing came and it was :-O

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

You know you wanna slice John Sheppard's bread right now.

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

(here via toft_froggy)

OMG. BEST. BEST BEST BEST.

HAHAHAHA!