wait for it, wait for it!!

[unamaga]

Via chopchica, I bring you the most amazing commercial ever created. Seriously not work safe, but only because you will be CRYING WITH LAUGHTER and possibly shrieking "OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDD!!" a lot. I nearly hyperventilated it was so amazing, and then I watched it again and - just watch it:

*buries face in tissues and laughs FOREVER*

Comments

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

THE SLICING!!

I actually GASPED the first time I watched it before I realized that, yes, he was slicing and not jerking off into the butter to give it special flavor.

[melloniel.livejournal.com]

fjiew;fjakdljf

I actually read somewhere a couple weeks back that someone's trying to make a cooking book on how to use semen in everyday recipes.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/2008/11/wwhm-presents-we-cant-make-this-shit-up.html

yeah.

[melloniel.livejournal.com]

Do you sprinkle babies on your lasagne? is my new favorite line EVER. I'M GOING TO AIM TO USE IT IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

The entire blog is GOLD. Read it! I spent an entire day devouring all of the posts.

(omg icon *grabby*)