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Okay, I tried to do the whole "Celebrity Crush" meme that's been going around, but it was too hard. INSTEAD. I give you pretty pictures of pretty people, in no particular order.
Kate Beckinsale
I don't remember the first thing I saw her in, actually. I think it was Van Helsing, and guh. With the curly hair and the tight corset and the ass kicking? Oh, baby. Plus, she has a gorgeous, classic look to her, especially in the face, which I adore.
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Kate Winslet
There's something about Kate, I don't know what it is. I mean, I have a thing for red-heads, no doubt, but even when she's blonde I think she's gorgeous. She's just naturally a beautiful person, and, man, when she smiles, my knees go weak and I have to sit down for a little while.
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Charisma Carpenter
What can I say about Charisma? She's gorgeous, she's sassy, and I had a horrible, huge crush on her as Cordelia. Just look at her in that picture; I mean, come on. The attitude does me in every time.
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Amy Lee
Ohhh, Amy Lee. I am such a sucker for her. She's not classically beautiful or even standardly beautiful, but she is so striking that sometimes she still startles me. Her voice...wow, her voice. She's not even trained, which makes me do flaily things with my arms and whimpery things with my mouth.
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Christina Aguilera
I won't apologize for this, because she has a rockin' body and a powerhouse voice. Have you listened to "Stripped" lately? "Walk Away" is one of the most gorgeous tracks on the album and, if nothing else, that song would secure her a place in my heart. Plus, she's the only woman in show-biz that I think looks better as a platinum blonde.
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Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki--SHUT UP THEY ARE A PAIRED SET
Do I really need to, like, actually say any reasons for this? No, no I don't think so.
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Carl Barat
Carl was pretty much my first huge fangirling crush, and I've been in love with him for...wow, probably about six years now. I would do anything, and I mean anything, to meet him. We won't even talk about what I'd be willing to do to get my hand down his pants, because I'm sure a lot of you don't want to know the depths to which I could willingly sink.
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Johnny Depp
Who doesn't have Johnny on their list? He's fucking Johnny Depp and he can rock a captain's hat like nobody's business. My heart was already set on him before Pirates of the Caribbean, but once I saw the eyeliner, I was pretty much done for. Oooh, Johnny.
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Jim Morrison
He. I. Guuuuhh. First off, his voice is, wow, it's like actual sex, all low and smooth and growly. Secondly...I don't have a second point because all of my thoughts are GONE. Mngh.
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So, now that my upstairs brain is completely broken. Who funkies your monkey?
Kate Beckinsale
I don't remember the first thing I saw her in, actually. I think it was Van Helsing, and guh. With the curly hair and the tight corset and the ass kicking? Oh, baby. Plus, she has a gorgeous, classic look to her, especially in the face, which I adore.
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Kate Winslet
There's something about Kate, I don't know what it is. I mean, I have a thing for red-heads, no doubt, but even when she's blonde I think she's gorgeous. She's just naturally a beautiful person, and, man, when she smiles, my knees go weak and I have to sit down for a little while.
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Charisma Carpenter
What can I say about Charisma? She's gorgeous, she's sassy, and I had a horrible, huge crush on her as Cordelia. Just look at her in that picture; I mean, come on. The attitude does me in every time.
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Amy Lee
Ohhh, Amy Lee. I am such a sucker for her. She's not classically beautiful or even standardly beautiful, but she is so striking that sometimes she still startles me. Her voice...wow, her voice. She's not even trained, which makes me do flaily things with my arms and whimpery things with my mouth.
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Christina Aguilera
I won't apologize for this, because she has a rockin' body and a powerhouse voice. Have you listened to "Stripped" lately? "Walk Away" is one of the most gorgeous tracks on the album and, if nothing else, that song would secure her a place in my heart. Plus, she's the only woman in show-biz that I think looks better as a platinum blonde.
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Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki--SHUT UP THEY ARE A PAIRED SET
Do I really need to, like, actually say any reasons for this? No, no I don't think so.
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Carl Barat
Carl was pretty much my first huge fangirling crush, and I've been in love with him for...wow, probably about six years now. I would do anything, and I mean anything, to meet him. We won't even talk about what I'd be willing to do to get my hand down his pants, because I'm sure a lot of you don't want to know the depths to which I could willingly sink.
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Johnny Depp
Who doesn't have Johnny on their list? He's fucking Johnny Depp and he can rock a captain's hat like nobody's business. My heart was already set on him before Pirates of the Caribbean, but once I saw the eyeliner, I was pretty much done for. Oooh, Johnny.
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Jim Morrison
He. I. Guuuuhh. First off, his voice is, wow, it's like actual sex, all low and smooth and growly. Secondly...I don't have a second point because all of my thoughts are GONE. Mngh.
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So, now that my upstairs brain is completely broken. Who funkies your monkey?
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Also, much Amy Lee and Christina love! Powerful sopranos make me weak at the knees :D
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I know! Homg! *helpless face* Every time I put on one of Christina or Amy's songs, I have to sit on my hands.
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angelina jolie. well, duh.
beyonce. i've always had this thing for her. talented, smart, sexy. just amazing.
cyrus bolooki. drummer from new found glory. this started my whole adoration for puppy dog-types when i met him years ago. tall and sweet and gangly and funny *grabby hands*
anne hathaway. she's adorable and has this classic look. i want her to live next door to me so we can have sleep overs and drink wine and watch movies.
mandy moore. she just seems...real. like anne, i want her to be my best friend so we can have sleep overs. actually, i've been told on several occasions that i look like her (only more exotic or some shite).
jared padalecki. see? puppy dog.
kristen bell. i don't even watch veronica mars, people. she's cute and cuddly. this is a newer crush.
sean connery. what? don't judge me! his accent! he's timeless!
and yes, i tend to crush on girls more than dudes *shrugs* i have no idear why
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!!!!!!
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pornstories! wine and booze and naked!fun all around!no subject
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*sigh* Johnny!
Jared and jensen so do go together, they're not supposed to not be a pair!!
Sean Connery is like a good wine, he only gets better not older!!
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I think we are wrong, Jensen is not good for humanity, he destroys braincells!
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..um. i mean.
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i wonder if that means kinky orgasms brought on by jensen are better for you than plain ones.
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For girlies? My unchanging list is:
Rachel Weisz. I just think she cute.
Olivia Hannillan/Hallinan/however you spell it. 'er off of sugar rush.
The astronaut's wife. What's she called. Charlize Theron. Her.
For the lads, I'd have to say:
Cillian Murphy
Stuart Townsend
Hugh Dancy
errm....to be honest I think that's it. I'm picky. :0P They have to be thin and muscly, which is odd because my boyfriend is one of those gym freaks who's majorly built up and broad. But. It suits him. I like it on him :0P I can make one allowance, can't I.
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I have never heard of Rachel Weisz! *googles*
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NEVER HEARD OF RACHEL WEISZ?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
She was my first choice for Bellatrix until I decided upon Helena Bonham Carter :0P She's in Enemy at the Gates with our Jude Law. Yum. Aaaand...let's see. Land Girls? Um, The Mummy? and the second mummy. :0P Errm...that new one with Ralph Fiennes, the Constant Gardener. And lots more. She's just like Kate Winslet. Naturally beautiful.
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Mr Me doesn't see it. He likes blondes which is lucky for moi. But he also likes Lucy Pinder (model with big boobs) although I expect that's for the boobs rather than her brown hair.
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There. Hope that worked :0P
Oh! I love this FILM! I think it's the muck. I have a thing about muck :0P
"On the train, coming here, we were in the same car. I saw you. You were reading and you fell asleep. I didn't dare look at you, you were so beautiful. It was scary. Afterwards, I couldn't stop thinking about you. It made me smile. And then I thought of all the men who'd get to hold you, and make you laugh, how lucky they were. And now I'm the one lying next to you."
"Was I snoring?"
"Like a pig."
*I go melty now*
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Now I have the hang of this thing!
Olivia Hallinnannnillaln
Cillian Murphy. OH!
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Re: Now I have the hang of this thing!
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Kate x2, yess!
I WANT TO JUMP JENSEN & JARED! OR MAYBE JOIN IN ON THEIR HOT HOT BOY!SEX!
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i think everyone wants to be a part of their hot hot boy!sex...seriously. it's just...their hot is OVERWHELMING.
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I can't do this meme, I have too many crushes, but I'll post some pretty pics :D
Katherine Heigl
Just look at her. She is so sexy!
Maggie Grace
Has been my girl!crush for almost 2 years now. I adore her
Wentworth Miller
I just watched Prison Break, and the only think I could think was "HE'S SO HOT, I WANT HIM"
Jake Gyllenhaal
♥
AND I COULDN'T LEAVE OUT THE J2
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Whatcha doin'?
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