unamaga: (guh)
unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2006-09-26 12:20 pm
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i like to move it, move it

Okay, I tried to do the whole "Celebrity Crush" meme that's been going around, but it was too hard. INSTEAD. I give you pretty pictures of pretty people, in no particular order.


Kate Beckinsale

I don't remember the first thing I saw her in, actually. I think it was Van Helsing, and guh. With the curly hair and the tight corset and the ass kicking? Oh, baby. Plus, she has a gorgeous, classic look to her, especially in the face, which I adore.
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Kate Winslet

There's something about Kate, I don't know what it is. I mean, I have a thing for red-heads, no doubt, but even when she's blonde I think she's gorgeous. She's just naturally a beautiful person, and, man, when she smiles, my knees go weak and I have to sit down for a little while.
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Charisma Carpenter

What can I say about Charisma? She's gorgeous, she's sassy, and I had a horrible, huge crush on her as Cordelia. Just look at her in that picture; I mean, come on. The attitude does me in every time.
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Amy Lee

Ohhh, Amy Lee. I am such a sucker for her. She's not classically beautiful or even standardly beautiful, but she is so striking that sometimes she still startles me. Her voice...wow, her voice. She's not even trained, which makes me do flaily things with my arms and whimpery things with my mouth.
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Christina Aguilera

I won't apologize for this, because she has a rockin' body and a powerhouse voice. Have you listened to "Stripped" lately? "Walk Away" is one of the most gorgeous tracks on the album and, if nothing else, that song would secure her a place in my heart. Plus, she's the only woman in show-biz that I think looks better as a platinum blonde.
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Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki--SHUT UP THEY ARE A PAIRED SET

Do I really need to, like, actually say any reasons for this? No, no I don't think so.
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Carl Barat

Carl was pretty much my first huge fangirling crush, and I've been in love with him for...wow, probably about six years now. I would do anything, and I mean anything, to meet him. We won't even talk about what I'd be willing to do to get my hand down his pants, because I'm sure a lot of you don't want to know the depths to which I could willingly sink.
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Johnny Depp

Who doesn't have Johnny on their list? He's fucking Johnny Depp and he can rock a captain's hat like nobody's business. My heart was already set on him before Pirates of the Caribbean, but once I saw the eyeliner, I was pretty much done for. Oooh, Johnny.
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Jim Morrison

He. I. Guuuuhh. First off, his voice is, wow, it's like actual sex, all low and smooth and growly. Secondly...I don't have a second point because all of my thoughts are GONE. Mngh.
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So, now that my upstairs brain is completely broken. Who funkies your monkey?

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2006-09-26 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, Christina Aguilera has been my guilty secret for a rather loong time now, I just love her voice!!

*sigh* Johnny!

Jared and jensen so do go together, they're not supposed to not be a pair!!

Sean Connery is like a good wine, he only gets better not older!!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-26 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Christina's voice could probably cure cancer. Along with Jensen Ackles' hip bones and Jared Padalecki's smile. THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW PAIN AGAIN.

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2006-09-26 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Jared's smile could lighten up the whole worl, there would be no need for any more alternate energy source!! And don't forget Jensen's lips !!!!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-26 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
jensen's lips don't cure pain, though. they cause spontaneous orgasms. :P

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2006-09-26 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
They're the new VIAGRA only BETTER!!!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-26 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
buh. *girly parts tingle just thinking about it*

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2006-09-26 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*everything tingles just thinking about it*

...

I think we are wrong, Jensen is not good for humanity, he destroys braincells!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-26 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
but the orgasms are so worth it!!

..um. i mean.

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2006-09-26 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
True, true, I mean it may not be healthy, but come(hee!) on, junk food isn't healthy either and I wouldn't say no to that ... and now I've compared Jensen induced orgasms to junk food ... o.0

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-26 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
well, aren't orgasms technically good for you? it's like chocolate--if you eat the right stuff, the dark stuff, you're getting all the good bits of the cocoa bean.

i wonder if that means kinky orgasms brought on by jensen are better for you than plain ones.