CHEEZE WHIZ, PEOPLE

[unamaga]

I've just spent the last half hour trying to curl my hair--trying to being the key words, here. Why do I fail at being girly?! Someone help, I'm useless and now my hair looks like someone took an entire can of invisible cheeze whiz to it, WHAT DO I DO?

ETA: Are any of my betas hanging around? I need a fic done ASAP, if you're up for it. If not, is anyone willing to do a quick run-through?

Comments

[chaoticpoetry.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain. I suck at being a girl. Apparently, you're supposed to spray each piece of hair with hairspray and then curl it, but I really have no idea.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*high five* We can suck at being girly together! I don't even own hairspray! Awesome!

[dullemarulle.livejournal.com]

Haha, uhm, I mean *cough*
Aw, I'm sorry babe. I have wavy hair, which tends to curl by itself, so I can't really help you...
maybe you can just invent a new hairstyle and tell everyone it's the newest fashion...?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*POUTS IN YOUR DIRECTION* ....*A LOT*

[writing-light.livejournal.com]

When you figure it out let me know. I am totally lost at being girly too.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Man, we ought to start a club or something. I suck at being a girl. I need, like, a manual.

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

apparently i fail at dressing "girly"... *shrugs*

s'ok... being girly is completely overrated. i have my roomie for that

the only thing i can suggest is to fully soak your hair, put a comb through it, and put it up in some messy bun-type thingie... that's what i do

*pets and kisses nose* it's all good


*ears prick up* fic? soon?! *eyes light up*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I can do low-cut tops like nobody's business, but I can't really dress up like most girls do. *shrugs* oh well. I wasn't labeled a tomboy when I was younger for nothin'.

yes! fic soon! a few fics soon! i am overwhelmed with fics! apparently my caps have abandoned me! but the exclaimation points are here to stay!

ps....*whispers* one day!!!!!!

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

haha...i completely understand! low cut tops are my specialty. hooray for not being all about short skirts!

exclamation abuse is ooootabye!

*whispers...not so quietly* i knoooooooooooow! *clings*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

huzzah!! i like wearing long skirts and low-cut tops! *high five*

*pets you* SOON. HOMG I won't be able to concentrate at ALL tomorrow.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

All I can do is laugh, picturing your hair.

*still loves you* ♥ *puppy-dog eyes of INNOCENCE*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*pouty sam face* :(

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

You should read this for me and tell me it doesn't suck.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

OMG YES I SHOULD. GIMME. *grabby hands*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

How!!?

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

I'm here now. DX

And, my hair refuses to do anything that isn't what it wants to do. I mean, it's awesome and all but very stubborn. I could only ever get it to do the crimp thing back in high school cause I had a crimper thing.

Oh fun times. It made my hair all crazy.

P.S. I suck at being girly to. There's a joke with our group about me having a penis.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I'mma sendju fic, then. :D

Yay, crazy crimped hair! I did that when I was a young'un, too. My teacher once didn't recognize me under all my hair. It was awesome.

re: ps--do you? *big eyes as she tugs on your jeans* can i check?

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

Yis to fic!

Hahaha. I never went to school like that. But I freaked out my Grandmother plenty.

re: ps -- Not really. But you are welcome to check. I just hope you won't be disappointed by what I'm lacking. :P

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Fic has been sent off! Hope you get it quicker than you did the other one, stupid MSN bounced it back at me this morning.

re: ps--oh, i like girl-parts just fine. *cheeky grin*

[spazzbot.livejournal.com]

you know, the first time I read this entry I totally thought you said you'd been trying to cut your hair, not curl it, and I sat there thinking to myself, 'how on earth can you cut your hair so it looks like cheeze whiz??!?'. and then suddenly it dawned on me, CURL, duh. doh.

*pets your cheeze whizzy hair*

i can't use a curling iron to save my life, but give me a hair straightener and I will work magic.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*holds hair to self* oh god, if i tried to cut this?! i would probably end up shearing off an ear. *heart attack*

man, i love straighteners. i have one, and it's lovely. 'cept for when my hair's unmanagable and the straightener doens't put a dent in the frizz. >:(

[inderpal.livejournal.com]

Awww, it can't be that bad and even if it were, it would just look very cute on you!

I just tried to type 'very' with a 'w' ... *has broken brain*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

You're adorable. Can I keep you?? *batts eyelashes*

[inderpal.livejournal.com]

Only if you feed me chocolade and give me my daily dose of Wincest!! *is a handfull*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

dude, i can totes do that. \o/