CHEEZE WHIZ, PEOPLE

[unamaga]

I've just spent the last half hour trying to curl my hair--trying to being the key words, here. Why do I fail at being girly?! Someone help, I'm useless and now my hair looks like someone took an entire can of invisible cheeze whiz to it, WHAT DO I DO?

ETA: Are any of my betas hanging around? I need a fic done ASAP, if you're up for it. If not, is anyone willing to do a quick run-through?

Comments

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

Maybe MSN and gmail are on the outs. I bet MSN found out gmail was cheating on it with a newer email clint. Gmail is a right bastard.

/random

re: ps -- good to know, baby. Cause I like most anything that's human. *leers*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Dude, uncool. I'm so going to gmail right now and emailing it from there, TOO, because I am an impatient BITCH.

re: ps--aw, damn. *tries to hide her ears*

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

I agree. And am also impatient. And a bitch.

re: ps -- what kind of ears, baby? *petpet*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Awesome! We should start a club.

Gmail-mail has been sent off. :D

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

Gotten and read! Will email you back in just a minute. XD

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*wiggles nervously*

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

Sent!

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

AHEM! CAT EAR. Damn. I can spell. Sometimes.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Would you still love me if my ears were mini-impalas?

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

I think that I would, yes. But only you!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

N'awww! *kisses you all over*

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

I would, probably, call you my little Impala!Bunny! And be all proud and HAHAHA! MINE NOT YOURS! Cause I can be mean like that. XD

And, of course, I would hug you and love on you all the time!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I want to have Impalas for ears now!! I want to be your Impala!Bunny and have you be Mean Like That!!!!!

And I especially want the hugs and the love.

*SMISH*

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

The question is, would you be able to hear anything besides HARDCORE ROCK AND ROLL with your Impala ears?

*hugs*

*pets you*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I could at least hear women moaning, too. Because, if nothing else, the Impala is definitely a pussy-mobile.

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

True that!

The Impala is a definite pussy-mobile. Cause, I'd fuck that car for days. Or in it, or around it, or on top of it, or the owner, or his brother, or even his dad. *leers*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Guuuuh. I want someone laying in the backseat, legs outside and pants pulled down to their ankles, with me between their thighs...*glazed eyes*

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

On the side of the road in the middle of the night pulled off to the side just enough so that no one will bother you and it should be nothing but movement and moans and pure hotness.

Yes, I'd like that too please. Or a fic with that, damn. *brain asplodes*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Maaan, now I'm all turned on. *fidgets*

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

*is very pleased with self*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

oh god, oh god, i haven't had time to do certain things today, you EVIL PERSON, and now supernatural is only 48 minutes away and I AM GOING TO DIE.

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

Same here. I've been all lazy at the house because I REFUSE TO GO ANYWHERE UNTIL AFTER NINE IN CASE I COULDN'T GET BACK ON TIME!

Oh god I probably shouldn't admit to that. I even had pizza delivered for dinner so I wouldn't have to leave. *is that in love, yes*

LESS THAN THIRTY NOW! I even have it on Smallville, which I don't even watch, so I WON'T MISS ANYTHING!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I KNOW I TURNED DOWN ICE CREAM!! *sisters in obsessession!*

PLS pls pls you need to, like, lj-comment-talk or im with me or something during commercials because I am going to FLAIL MYSELF TO DEATH if left alone.

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

I would but you have an away message on! *WOE*