with a gun and a pack of sandwiches, and nothin'

[unamaga]

In light of the last episode, I think this song is pretty damn appropriate, so here you go: Weird Al - Midnight Star. It's pretty much exactly what you think it is.

It said your pet may be an extra terrestrial
It said the ghost of elvis is living in my den
You can learn to cope with stress
You can beat the IRS
And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again

Oh, Mignight Star
It's in the weekly Midnight Star
Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know
I think today is going to be a spammy day. Who wants to play the 'keep Mel awake' game? What you do is you keep me awake. ITS FUN. I offer drabbles in exchange for keeping-up-ness?

Also, I really love this icon. JARED IS ALARMED, hee! And his mouth is huge - thank you, Jensen.

Comments

[dev-earl.livejournal.com]

Pfft. You call that huge? Can he stuff fifteen nuts in his mouth and manage to look like a cutie doing it? /:)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

We don't know! Possibly! We should ask him to try it out. "Hi, Jared, could you stuff these nuts into your mouth for us?"

I LOVE YOUR ICON SO MUCH. <3333

[dev-earl.livejournal.com]

Seriously, though. Does Jensen have that printed as one of his talents? Stuffing face like a squirrel? My theory? Jared's been helping him practice. *cough* A couple of times a day. And night. *cough*

ANGELUS = ♥

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I think that is an EXCELLENT theory.

Jen: There's no way, Jared. It is not happening, ok?
Jared: Aw, c'mon. You can take it.
Jen: My cheeks are not elastic!
Jared: ...I'm not that big. Just try, Jen. Please? We'll only do a little bit at a time.
Jen: Fine. Don't...choke me.

[dev-earl.livejournal.com]

Wow. And I pictured it in my head in the guys' voice, too. Heh.

Am I keeping you awake enough? Shall I slip you a snippet of my tattoo artist!jensen porn?

Jensen smiled, slow and languid, hovering over you like a chimera before he slid lower down your length and your breath hitched. “Don’t worry,” he puffed hot air onto the spot right under your navel and grinned as your cock twitched. “Told you it looks great,” he murmured before sticking his tongue out tauntingly and lapping at the tattooed dragon, making you buck off the bed.

Um. The you is obviously Jared. It's in this weird 2nd person narrative. Yeah. Even my porn is weird.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HI THAT IS SEXY. Dragon!tattoo, omgfjaoiwf, FTW! Ahem, so when exactly is this coming out?

[dev-earl.livejournal.com]

Dragon!tattoo on Jared's hipbone? Um, yeah. FTW. Heh. The boys are still getting it on. Someone is rimming someone. Maybe in a couple of hours.

[noa-luna.livejournal.com]

Who wants to play the 'keep Mel awake' game? What you do is you keep me awake.

And how do we do that? Spam you with weird comments?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Yis! Anything at all - even feet.

[noa-luna.livejournal.com]

I can give you feet! *g*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

OHH! FEET!! I love your socks! Those are your socked feet, right?

[noa-luna.livejournal.com]

Yes, they are. enchanted_jae gave me the socks for Christmas, so I snapped her a pic :)

They are SOOO comfortable. I wonder where they are now.. I threw them in the laundry a few weeks ago and haven't seen them since *muses*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

The sock monster probably ate them. It seems REALLY HUNGRY. I don't think I own a pair of matching socks anymore.

[polyspaston.livejournal.com]

I can so play that game, cos I SHOULD be awake :0D Step into this country. Evvvverybody's up.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I waaannt too!! *looks longingly out over the Atlantic* *music swells*

[polyspaston.livejournal.com]

Yeah but on the other hand the weather's a bit crap today ;0P I am therefore sitting in...watching the OC, I'm afraid to say. I have no interest in these characters but I think someone's going to punch someone at some point so it might be looking up.

It's a shame we can't do apparating like the Wizard Massive. Then you could come over for a cuppa and to help slag off the OC :0P

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Aw, man, that would be awesome. I'm gonna make a cup of tea in your honor now and think about how horrid looking Mischa Barton is. What flavor of tea should I dedicate, dear?

[polyspaston.livejournal.com]

PG Tips, if you have it :0P Flavoured tea does nothing for me, I have to say! Or like, I don't know, what do you have, English Breakfast? Something like that?! I might make a cup toooooooo.

I am now watching Extras because I can't handle emo rich people no more :0P

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

WOT I HAVE:

-Jasmine green
-Earl Grey
-English breakfast
-Irish breakfast
-Lady Grey
-Prince of Wales
-Darjeeling
-Lapsang Souchong

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

Wait, why do we need to be keeping you awake?

Do we still need to be keeping you awake? Or am I too late?

*SO CONFUSED HOMG*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*pets your poor, confused head* I was trying to stay up so I could get my sleeping back on track, but I sort of FAILED. So, no need any longer.

[dullemarulle.livejournal.com]

Every fucking part of Jared is huge, not just his mouth.
I've been trying to figure out stuff I want to ask J2 when I meet them that's not just the ordinary q's they always get. So I'll add "Jared how many nuts can YOU stuff into your mouth?" and have some with me in case he doesn't know :P

I think I might throw up if I eat anymore candy. The thing is, I have a bunch at home and I made a deal with my friend to not eat candy for the next month starting first thing Monday, so I'm trying to eat it all now. Bad idea. Want some candy? *sends it through her computer along with alcohol*

aaand i'm looking at pictures of myself when I was little. Darn, I was cute. Where'd that go?

/ramblebamble

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I think we should put together a list of questions for them and send off an emmisary.

Jared:
-How big are your hands really? Measure for us?
-Can you fit fifteen nuts into your mouth?
-What does Jensen's cock taste like?

Jensen:
-Does it hurt, being so gorgeous?
-What kind of lip balm do you use? Because, damn.
-Do you bottom or top?

[dev-earl.livejournal.com]

I highly approve this list of questions. *nods*

[dullemarulle.livejournal.com]

*jots it down*
Yes, these are very good questions indeed, I look forward to having that convo with the boys :P