this might be the place

I'm currently on a computer that faces out towards, oh, THE ENTIRE LIBRARY, and people keep walking behind me and looking at my screen, so. Yeah. Keep it clean, but PLEASE ENTERTAIN ME. I'm so, so, incredibly bored. I didn't think it was possible to be this bored on your first day of classes, but I have an hour to kill before my next class and, miraculously, none of my professors so far have actually required text books, thus leaving me with no reason to go spend money in the school bookstore. Woooeee.

I'm on gmail chat - mackenzie.phifer@gmail.com - if anyone wants to come distract me from my unending boredom. (PLEASE I WILL PAY YOU LATER IN... SOMETHING-THAT-I-CANNOT-TYPE BECAUSE: EYES! EYES EVERYWHERE!)

Anyway, courses haven't been so bad. My philosophy teacher speaks like that guy from Princess Bride; I spent the entire hour barely stopping myself from giggling, "Inconceivable!" The guy teaching Intro to Archeology is from Serbia and has this weird idea that presentations are totally the way to go, which made me nearly cry. Five presentations all together! Arhhg! American Studies professor kind of made up for it, though, because he looks like that dude who shoots lasers out of his eyes in the X-Men movies, except, like, stretched out to 150% in Photoshop - much thinner and taller and HE WEARS GLASSES. He sort of made me want to bake cookies.

ps, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SO HERE'S HERMIOD WITH A PANCAKE ON HIS HEAD. \o/

In light of the last episode, I think this song is pretty damn appropriate, so here you go: Weird Al - Midnight Star. It's pretty much exactly what you think it is.

It said your pet may be an extra terrestrial
It said the ghost of elvis is living in my den
You can learn to cope with stress
You can beat the IRS
And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again

Oh, Mignight Star
It's in the weekly Midnight Star
Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know
I think today is going to be a spammy day. Who wants to play the 'keep Mel awake' game? What you do is you keep me awake. ITS FUN. I offer drabbles in exchange for keeping-up-ness?

Also, I really love this icon. JARED IS ALARMED, hee! And his mouth is huge - thank you, Jensen.