hahaha. hah.

[unamaga]

• Poor, poor Stargate Atlantis fandom. Supernatural was used to my crack - it had some time to acclimate, what with the snail/snake epic love story, the kitten fiasco, the Aladdin manip, etc. I guess it was only a matter of time, though, really, and now a group of people WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS have conned me into writing an AU in which John goes undercover as a thug. Yeah. Next Rodney'll be turned into an ill-tempered parrot who's losing his feathers. Stay tuned.
  
  
• People think I'm scary? Really? I mean, I've always thought I was kind of on the 'push-over' end of the spectrum; in reality, I am pretty much as harmless as a...something which is very harmless. A spoon?
  
  [Poll #1082840]
  
• Right. Comments. I'm going now, I swear.

Comments

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*PURRS LOUDLY*

Crampy. I NEED AN INJECTION OF SCHMOOP.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

from this comment directly to your veins:


"You're kinda pokey," John mumbled, pushing at Rodney's shoulder. They rolled together, shifting until they were more comfortable and not hanging off the bed quite as much, but Rodney's sharp elbows continued to find their way into John's gut. "Nghrf," John whined. "Ro'neeey."

"Sorr', sorr'." Rodney shifted and tugged until he was practically curled up on John's chest, their legs tangled together. "Mm, s'better."

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*rolls around in delight*

This is totally track AU. Right after John buys them their first 'big boy' bed. :D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, OR when they're still living in dorms and John's staying the night in Rodney's teeny tiny bed.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

skldfjskdg

OKAY. THAT IMAGE IS TOO CUTE FOR WORDS.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

and, like, imagine john waking up smooshed against the cinder block wall with rodney against his back taking up most the bed and the alarm going off near their heads. PRECIOUS BOYS.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

EEE!

*FLAPS*

And then John makes Rodney late for class because John's favorite kind of sex? Is lazy, slow morning sex.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

hey, juuulllieeeee? are you arroouunnddd? *bats eyelashes*

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

I am.

*sneaks around*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

cos schneestern and i may have done some porning. joe/john. and we want to know if you'd be the best and beta it for us? *more batting*