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I'm kind of in love with this meme: who do you ship me with?
Man, I don't know what I did last night, but my body is sore in really weird places, like my ass. I just made cookies and put ribbon on the tree! I didn't even drop anything in the shower or bang into walls without my contacts in. What the hell. I think someone should magically appear and give me a loving hot-oil massage. And by "someone" I mean "Rodney McKay".
Jules and I had a conversation the other day about our ideal McShep fic, and I rambled on at length because it took me forever to think of something that hadn't already been done perfectly. This fandom is spoiling me, I swear. But, uh, do any of you have a fic in your head that you wish someone would write?

Mmm, a Rodney McKay massage. I bet he'd be so frakkin' good at them too - those talented fingers. Nnf.

jifa;owlg. nn.

and he'd be the kind of guy who'd use his thumbs on a knot and grunt.

kdslfajd

Oh god.

And he'd be oblivious to how worked up you were getting, because he'd be so focused on working the kinks out.

Until the massage was over. Then he'd notice. ;)

*squirms helplessly* those HANDS. i just. cannot move past.

God I KNOW.

And he'd make sure you were laying on your tummy and just sort of straddle your butt and nnnnnf.

j;rewoaifmklawr. thighs! oh man.

GOD YES.

And I bet he'd be really, really warm.

is sore in really weird places, like my ass. I just made cookies and put ribbon on the tree! I didn't even drop anything in the shower

I KNOW YOU PROBABLY DID THAT INTENTIONALLY, BUT I'M GOING TO LOL AT IT LIKE IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL BECAUSE I MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME. omg.

You're so right about the fandom being spoily. Because of that, I don't have a specific fic in mind, no, but there needs to be more team!fic that takes place during earthside roadtrips. Or, it'd be even more awesome if someone could work out the mechanics of a roadtrip in the Pegasus Galaxy.

Or. Y'know. Just more team!fic in general. Their dynamic (quadranamic?) is so ftw. But it's even more ftw if they're in an ugly old car and eating at truck stop diners while greasy cooks hit on Teyla and John sulks until a skanky waitress hits on him and then Rodney and Teyla both sulk and John teaches Ronon how to shoot spitballs at the ceiling of the diner while nobody's looking and Rodney bitches about the greasy food while ordering more bacon and Teyla just sort of sighs and decides that, were she to ever become a resident of Earth, being a truck driver would be totally fucking awesome.

I don't know. My brain hurts.

Wow I totally did not do that intentionally! AHAHA! I guess it's not really a surprise to ANYONE that everything I say can somehow be taken sexually. (TAKEN. There I go again.)

And also OH MY GOD that is the most awesome thing I have possibly ever seen. I can so imagine Teyla as a trucker, with the ugly sideways cap and the tight, dirty white undershirt stretched tight acr - anyway. I can imagine it.

..Ahem.

I suddenly have an image of Rodney waking up in John's quarters (well, on John's floor), sore in all those delicate places, looking over at a disheveled Sheppard (also coming awake on the hard, hard floor) and saying:

"What did we DO last night? I didn't even know I had some of these muscles."

::Stretches before freezing, looking over at John::

"OMG, did we have sex and I don't remember it?! That's just typical, isn't it? I get the hot Colonel in bed and it's all a blur of achy muscles and..."

::Picks up a tube off the floor, confused::

"Passion Pearl Massage Oil? Do I even want to know why you have this stashed in your quarters?"

*GIGGLES* Ahahaha, oh Rodney! I seriously want to read the drunken massage fic. <3333

*feeds you little baby carrots*

Also, do you want the podfics? I can't decide, which is why part 8 or whatever is next hasn't been uploaded yet.

what fics do you have - podded? pod..ified? er.

Podfic'd? Green and Gamboge and Two Times Dean Got Away With It (And One Time He Didn't) (which is yours, granted, but still).

that's alright, then, i have both. but thank you. :D

Okay! And then the song count dropped one more, to 247 (I found another not!song that I won't be included).

Still waiting for part 8 to finish uploading, though.

Music! Part 8

YOU ARE AS A GODDESS.

*GLOMPS ALL OVER YOU*

I think someone should magically appear and give me a loving hot-oil massage. And by "someone" I mean "Rodney McKay".

Ooooh. I love that AU by, um, Yin, I think? where Rodney is a massage therapist that John goes to because he hurt his back in a plane crash. Yummmy.

do any of you have a fic in your head that you wish someone would write?
Oh yes. One involves John as an aging hockey player looking for one more chance at the big time and Rodney as this physics professor (http://www.cbc.ca/canada/new-brunswick/story/2007/10/19/hot-skate.html). Except for the being French-Canadian part. *dreamy sigh*

And another, which I've actually written about four paragraphs of but that I will never ever finish, which is sort of a Batman-AU where Rodney is a billionare who decides to be a super hero but keeps getting his ass kicked and John is always accidently around to save him, so Rodney recruits him to be the man behind the mask while Rodney makes all the brilliant gadgets and such. Then they have hot sex where John totally keeps the bat-cowl on.

I have a feeling that these two masterpieces will just have to live on in my head forever. *siiiiiiiiigh*

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