unamaga | (no subject)

I'm kind of in love with this meme: who do you ship me with?
Man, I don't know what I did last night, but my body is sore in really weird places, like my ass. I just made cookies and put ribbon on the tree! I didn't even drop anything in the shower or bang into walls without my contacts in. What the hell. I think someone should magically appear and give me a loving hot-oil massage. And by "someone" I mean "Rodney McKay".
Jules and I had a conversation the other day about our ideal McShep fic, and I rambled on at length because it took me forever to think of something that hadn't already been done perfectly. This fandom is spoiling me, I swear. But, uh, do any of you have a fic in your head that you wish someone would write?

Wow I totally did not do that intentionally! AHAHA! I guess it's not really a surprise to ANYONE that everything I say can somehow be taken sexually. (TAKEN. There I go again.)

And also OH MY GOD that is the most awesome thing I have possibly ever seen. I can so imagine Teyla as a trucker, with the ugly sideways cap and the tight, dirty white undershirt stretched tight acr - anyway. I can imagine it.

..Ahem.