wah.

[unamaga]

Note to self: sautéing should never occur when you are angry - you'll only give yourself painful burns all up and down your (stupidly) bare arms and have to abandon your cooking food to make sure you haven't gotten anything in your eyes. And then, guess what, you won't have anything to eat at all. Good job, self!

*sulks*

[Poll #1144935]

Comments

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

As my fav Dilbert cartoon says:
When life gives you lemons...choke on 'em and die. You stupid lemon eater.

I always imagine that Rodney has the same cartoon stuck on the side of him computer.

Hope things get better!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, that is so Rodney. I bet whenever John has an orange for breakfast Rodney's all, "I hope you choke and die, betrayer."

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

How is "Curl up in Jules' bed and hide from the evil world" not an option in this poll? NOT ON!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*looks contrite*

[summertea.livejournal.com]

during these difficult times, i turn to Shin ramen + bok choy + egg.

:>

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

i have none of these things! D: oh, wait. maybe an egg...

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*cuddles you close*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*CLINGS*

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I cannot take this poll as "WRITE AMBER SOME AWESOME PORN" is not an option.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AMMMBERRRR THERE IS A GIANT SPIDER IN MY ROOM

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING LIKE JOHN SHEPPARD A BIG GIRL*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

JOHN SHEPPARD WOULD SAVE ME. WITH A GUN.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

NUH UH! HE HATES BUGS, MELS! HATES THEM, PRECIOUS!!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

RIGHT, SO HE WOULD SHOOT IT! and then make rodney clean up.

[chickyoops.livejournal.com]

Want me to jump on a plane and remove it for you? ;D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

BRING YOUR BEASTS.

[chickyoops.livejournal.com]

OOOO NITA WOULD LOVE A GOOD SPIDER!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HURRrrrYYyy

[chickyoops.livejournal.com]

I CAN BE THERE IN... EIGHT HOURS! *WAILS*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

wahh.

[chickyoops.livejournal.com]

Jah, I know. :( But in the mean time I'm right here. *opens arms*

[merihn.livejournal.com]

Haha! I thought you wrote "Bring your breasts"

And I wondered how boobs would help stop a spider. But then, BOOBS.

♥

[helene94.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't feel bad. I once tried to cook clams in vermouth while slightly drunk AND carrying on a (friendly) argument with one of the dinner guest. Put the cover on the pan before the vermouth boiled, took it off 5 minutes later--instant fireball! Fortunately, I was leaning away from the pan for the crushing conclusion to my argument, so I only burned all the hair off my arms and gave myself 2nd degree burns on my wrist. Distraction while cooking always leads to disaster! Aloe helps--so do copious quantities of white wine. My sincere sympathies. And hugs.

[mklutz]

Sell your voice for a Mermaid tail! The horrible burns will no longer matter when you're living Under the Sea with Ariel's useless sisters-- until you decide to come back and have to sell something else. Liver? Kidney?

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

ILU MELFACE.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

1. Gather the strength neccessary to go to the store.
2. Buy chocolate.
3. Eat chocolate, read badfic and make fun of it with a friend.
4. Feel better.

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

*cookies and pats your bum*

cheer up, buttercup