this goes out to schneestern

[unamaga]

Ahahahahahahaha, you guys, I've spent the last twenty minutes laughing myself sick because of this movie. A guy waves his arms around and says ahhhhh! really loudly when he accidentally drives a jet ski into a megalodon's mouth. I can't make this up. Best. Ever.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SHARKS BARK? GUESS WHAT, THEY DO. Oh, John Barrowman, what were you thinking. I mean. What were you thinking? I think this calls for a 'weird stuff you find on the internet' war. Post links, post vids, post really strange knitting patterns - fight to the death! Or at least until someone pulls out the Rick Roll. There's just no winning after you've been Rick Rolled.

PS, I think Sandy and Jared shouldn't get married only because Sandy would be the hottest lesbian ever. Come on, you know it's true.

Comments

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL.

NO SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE HELL!!!!

LMAO

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*SCREAM*

I keep rewatching it. "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" OH JOHN BARROWMAN, WHAT.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

ldksfgjdlfg

AHAHAHA I MISSED THAT THE FIRST TIME.

*REWATCHES*

IN THE MEANTIME....

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*DYING DYING DYING* BEAUTIFUL.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA OMFG WHAT THE HELL!!

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

Dear Julie, my deepest apologies for the next vid. Mel said I should post it. I had no power. I am sorry. Deeply so.



ETA: Those cats? Gay. Just so you know...

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

THE BEST PART? THE PANIC SONG PLAYING!!

lsdkfjsdf

LMAO

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY! Although the best part is probably that I specifically went looking for information on whether cats can be gay last night. As fic research. I think I scarred Mel for life.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

It has to be Torchwood or SGA fic. Am I right?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHA YOU KNOW HER WELL. OR HER FANDOMS.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

Little of both. ;)

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

Torchwood. Although I have to say the kitten thing has kind of become a theme I drag through fandoms. It's just too awesome.

Jack and Ianto as kittens, Julie. THINK ABOUT IT!

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

ADORABLE OMG.

Today is Gareth's 27th birthday!!!!

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

EEEE I KNOW ZOMG! It amuses me because unlike John Barrowman he is at least SLIGHTLY close to my age-range. Ahem. Not. That I am thinking any naughty thoughts. Or anything.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

HAHA. OH JULES. <3

Gareth is... a little less than two weeks older than me.

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

ZOMG! JULIE! YOU SHOULD KIDNAP HIM AND LIKE TAKE HIM BACK TO AMERICA WITH YOU! He'd probably end up singing for you. And then make you coffee. Or you know. The sex thing.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

I WOULD TOTALLY PASS UP PERFECT COFFEE FOR SEX AND SINGING. OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

DUDE. I WOULD PASS UP COFFEE AND SINGING FOR SEX.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

HAHA. I'm not a big coffee drinker so yeah. NO QUESTION THERE.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AWJGIPK:AWMGAWPIJGK:AM JAWFIPAHAHHAHAHA WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*DIES OMF*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT ONE, OMG! Have you seen the ones set to walking on sunshine and touch myself? BEAUT. Also classic:

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE ONLY ICON I HAVE THAT IS ALMOST APPROPRIATE.

JUST BE GENTLE/I'M DELICATE LIKE A FLOWER. WHY DID JOHN SHEPPARD'S FACE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES????

ALSO WHAT IS UP WITH THE RANDOM CROSS????

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHA I KNOOOOOOOW. john sheppard would so mock rodney with this song. you KNOW it. he'd sing it at inappropriate times over the comm link.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

WRITE ME THAT FIC PLZ.

*BEGS*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

When John has some free time to kill, he likes nothing better than to ruffle Rodney's feathers. His favorite past times include sending Rodney simpering virtual cards and singing horribly over the comm while Rodney's in a meeting and can't track him down to break his legs. He only feels like he's accomplished something when Rodney starts to send him disturbingly violent IMs.

I WILL KILL YOU WITH FORKS! one says. Another adds, HELL WILL SEEM KIND WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU! Yet another describes in vivid detail all the possible places Rodney could hide a body.

It gives John a warm glowy feeling in his stomach.

No, really, Sheppard, cut it out. This is important.

Rodney is such a liar.

John taps his comm twice, clears his throat, waits just long enough that Rodney's IM window pops up again with frantic WHAT ARE YOU DOINGs and DON'T YOU DAREs, and starts crooning very earnestly, "I said what what, in the butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?"

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

OH. MY. GOD. I JUST HURT SOMETHING LAUGHING. SERIOUSLY.

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*HANDS YOU THE INTERNETS*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

OMG SCRATCH THE LAST ONE THIS IS EVEN MORE TRAUMATIZING AND AMAZING.



I just. Ahahaha oh my god.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

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OMFG. NO. WORDS.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

Nowhere near as traumatizing but GOD I love these two vids.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*SNORTS*

OH GOD. I doubt when the US government first started messing with the internet in the mid-20th century, THIS is what they envisioned it being used for.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

IN NOT THE SAME VEIN AT ALL:

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

Awesomely, someone made a fanvid for the worst movie ever, the Ninja Terminator.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

I have no other words.

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

Godfrey Ho has created some of the finest movies in human history. I greatly look forward to the day when I stumble across the one with the exploding fish, or the one where ninjas on rollerskates chase a bubblecar.