unamaga: (can't hear my beats yo)
unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2008-05-24 01:08 am

guess it's just that kind of day

I have a massive headache and some dude at the food store tried to surreptitiously grope me while I was looking at the frozen dinners; I guess it's all I deserve for even thinking of eating that much sodium. Needless to say, I'm feeling kind of shitty! So what do I do but throw together a quick manip of John Sheppard without his shirt on titled "Foxy Gardener John Wants to Mow Your Lawn". Don't judge me.

[identity profile] ladyflowdi.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh geez. see, that's just wrong. I've had men on two separate occasions pinch my ass. I'm starting to get a complex.

Ahahahahahhah, I have never encountered calamine lotion being used in a sexy manner before now. You've broadened my horizons!

I had adult-onset chicken pox almost three years ago, right after I turned 22. My fault entirely for working with kids who all had it, and thinking I was immune because I'd had it myself as a kid. The sweet relief of calamine is just about a religious experience. Calamine -- totally sexy.