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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2008-07-01 05:02 pm
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mmm thigh holsters

Sometimes Julie and I like to play around in AIM and write snippets of fic that follow a weird, convoluted, entirely self-indulgent plot line in our heads. We sat down at eight pm last night and wrote until six am this morning because it was fun and apparently that churned out over 12,000 words. With barely any sex. What. WHAT. This is why we are writing a big bang together next summer, homg. And then she showed me a wet!team promo pic - which, despite being insanely photoshopped, happily involves a thigh holster.

Mel: THIGH HOLSTER
Mel:  USED AS A MEANS OF GETTING RODNEY OFF
Julie: Oh oh ofdpsjsg oh holy
Julie: mel
Julie: i
Julie: that
Julie: fuck
Julie: jesus
Mel: YEAH
Mel: yeah
Mel:  i know
Julie: *WAAAAAAAAAAANT*
Mel:  i can just imagine john pinning rodney to a wall and hiking him up so he's sitting on john's thigh right against the holster, rubbing up so rodney can feel the shape of it
Julie: oh
Julie: ohmygod
Mel: god, just. john would get him off just like that, knee braced against the wall at a steep angle so the gun is pressing right where rodney needs it, one of john's hands on the wall and the other tightly gripping rodney's ass to guide him into each roll of hips
Julie: sldfk;fjsd;gdfgj ohmygod
Julie: *loses ability to speak*
Mel: and rodney's helpless and loud, shuddering with each thrust that scrapes the waistband of his boxers over the ridge of his cockhead. doesn't take long, not like that, not with john murmuring wicked things against the join of his jaw, coaxing him on, a dirty smile in his voice.
Mel: "come on," john murmurs throatily, and compromises his grip long enough to slide his hand down the back of rodney's pants, and, fuck, rodney can feel the rough skin of john's palm, callouses in all the right places - but he can feel the soft rasp of john's wristband too, right against his tail bone, and that's it. jesus, that's enough.
Julie: *ESSPLODES*
Julie: HELLO NEW KINK


Apparently I'm in a mood? As per tradition, first two prompts get ficlets. :D

[identity profile] clear-as-blood.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
XD This may or may not be cheating. wy049gdospenly4

John/Rodney, thigh holster
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[identity profile] telesilla.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Well with that example, how can I not offer the prompt of John/Rodney, thigh holster porn? *grins*

[identity profile] pennyplainknits.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Thirded. Guh!
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[identity profile] unaccompanied-g.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
asdfgjnkfhfdjkl GUH. THIGH HOLSTER.

[identity profile] ladyoflisquill.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I think... I just... guh.

[identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...well hell.

*explodes just a little*

Prompt: having to be silent.

Yup.

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] equusentric.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Nrrrrrrrrrghghgh. *slides off chair*

[identity profile] incidental-fire.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, HI THERE NEW KINK. NICE TO MEET YOU. Or - yesmoreplease!
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[identity profile] kashmir1.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
MORE THIGH HOLSTER/WRISTBAND PORN PLZ.
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[personal profile] aurora 2008-07-01 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
GUH INDEED!!
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[identity profile] xaipw.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one with a thigh holster kink.Image
Now if only TPTB would bring back the Black T-Shirt of Hotness.

[identity profile] beadattitude.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
holy mother of god. ::passes out:: lakdfadhfwelaeihrwelrhe

I can see that.


Hell, I can feel it.

Well hot damn

[identity profile] melagan.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
and THANK YOU!

I watched Condemned today. First off I'd like to repeat how very good the boys look in leather collars. But more timely to this post I find I really, really like the um, 'hang' of Rodney's thigh holster. God now I'm going to have to go find pictures.

[identity profile] sloganeer.livejournal.com 2008-07-01 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeez, yeah, that does it for me.

[identity profile] catvampcrazines.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
*passes out* New kink indeed! Must have more. *G*

*looks at first couple of comments* Yup, woot for thigh holster prompts!

[identity profile] darsynia.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] anatsuno.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
*paws weakly at screen* more please?
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[identity profile] tty63.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm. So much approval. I love how ridiculously hot this is in such a short snippet.