typical

[unamaga]

Further proof that no living thing is immune to Joe Flanigan: there is a bug in my room. It has been living here for quite some time because it won't stay still long enough for me to a) kill it, or b) capture it. It hasn't been around for the past two days, but today it reintroduced itself to me by repeatedly slamming itself into my laptop screen. And this bug was not flying in willy-nilly. Oh no. It hit Joe square on the mouth twice, and once on the nose. This bug was on a mission. This bug was aiming directly for the100px by 100px square of screen containing Joe Flanigan's face.

I bet plants grow towards him if he stands still.

...Ahaha, vine porn.

ANYWAY, here are some icons, because the puppy I'm watching seems to think my hand is food if it's idle for too long. And now to bed with me! After I reread A Beautiful Lifetime Event! Maybe! I'm so good at this.

Comments

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

q409patyhgn I can't handle that Joe face. It's just so dorky and ridiculous.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

He is such a GOOBER. <333

[longtimegone]

I bet plants grow towards him if he stands still.

ahahahahahhaha word.

That icon of his neck is positively pornographic. Seriously. *falls over*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

It invites nibbling. No matter what way he stretches it, all I hear in my head is a Greek chorus singing NIBBBLLEEEE!

[longtimegone]

That pretty much sums up my entire SGA experience out side of the times I'm flailing over DHew's awesome (and his lashes and nose omg)

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's AU John Sheppard as an actually fully converted bug. Is it blue with a cape? Is he saying "help me" in a little voice ala 'The Fly'?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaha!! *gets into a slap fight with you!*

[caersmane.livejournal.com]

Love teehee! Haven't seen that full picture.

Also, A Beautiful Lifetime Event is one of my favourites.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

oh, oh! joe is so adorable, omg.

[longtimegone]

*FLAILS AT HIM AND YOU* JESUS THAT MAKES MY MORNING SO MUCH BETTER

[caersmane.livejournal.com]

You know, I don't find him remarkably attractive but OMG HOW CUTE! Dork faces FTW! Best pics of Flan yet.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

HIS IMPISH ELFIN HOT FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! *falls over*

[jessebee.livejournal.com]

I have had a remarkably crappy morning but you, you with the iconses and the PICS, have made it much, much better! *giggles at Joe-faces*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

YAY! *smishes you lots*

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

I love how you packed puppies, Joe Flanigan's face and vine porn into a single short entry. Three of my favourite things! Although, to be fair, I haven't actually ever read any vine porn, but I'm sure I would like it! Tendrils, curling softly around an ankle - the cool, smooth weight of grapes shifting against John's inner thigh - the tickle of a leaf, then smoother pressure - John catches his breath -

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnfffff

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

Was that the sound of you getting suffocated by a vine? Or maybe John as the vine turns mean, flicking a tendril around his balls and contracting tightly before releasing again, letting pleasure sweep over the momentary pain?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Chlorophyll has never been sexier, holy crap.