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Fanmix: Welcome To The Hellmouth
This little fanmix is to go with the Buffy AU I'm hoping to have ready for Halloween that's apparently been sitting half-finished on the downstairs computer since August. Guess who's the slayer. Go on, guess. I'll give you a hint: he has the lung capacity of a marine mammal, big baby blues, and a name that rhymes with schmodney.
Patrick Wolf – Ghost Song
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – The Carny
Tori Amos – Raining Blood
The Hush Sound – Lighthouse
Dashboard Prophets – Ballad for Dead Friends
Bjork – Pleasure is All Mine
The Doors – L’America
Neko Case – Things That Scare Me
Deftones – Change
PJ Harvey – Down By The Water
Radiohead – Bodysnatchers
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“This is totally not what I signed up for!” Rodney yelps, groping around on the grass to find his stake. His heart feels like it’s about to beat its way right up his esophagus and choke him to death, and his watcher doesn't even care. “Why are you just sitting there, I am about to die, don’t you have a soul at all, you complete maniac! Help! Help would be ni – aaahhgg!”
The newly risen vampire (vampires are real, what the hell) lunges at Rodney’s neck, and, oh god, he is never ever going to let a boy give him a hickey ever again. At the last second, he gets his stake in his fingers and thrusts it at the vampire’s chest, hoping that he’s aiming at the heart.
With a startled bwoosh, the vampire explodes into dust.
“Ew,” Rodney whimpers, flopping back onto the wet ground. “Oh my god, I can never wear this shirt again.”
Patrick Wolf – Ghost Song
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – The Carny
Tori Amos – Raining Blood
The Hush Sound – Lighthouse
Dashboard Prophets – Ballad for Dead Friends
Bjork – Pleasure is All Mine
The Doors – L’America
Neko Case – Things That Scare Me
Deftones – Change
PJ Harvey – Down By The Water
Radiohead – Bodysnatchers
Access individual files here and here
Download the zip file here
reuploads on request!
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*foams*
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*foams back at you*
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*DIES*
Re: *DIES*
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Just write more of this homg.
John isn't Angel, right?
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Where are my happily ever afters!!
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...and now little rocky horror plot bunnies are marching through my head.
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I suddenly have an image of Jflan dressing up as Frank.
Dear god, the amount he'd have to shave, also he has no shimmy. Can't you just see Rodney being all directorial and a more than a little appalled as he yells, "Why did you want this role again? You have no movement, you have to sashet and really, I'm going to kill Ladycat because I never want to have to say that again. Or see this," while John totters around on lace-up boots with six inches making him look even more spindly, although hot, cause -- corsett.
Which, honestly, is the whole reason the rest of Atlantis hasn't revolted yet. That, and Teyla volunteered to wear the gold lame underpants.
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"Teyla!" "Dr McKay!" "Teyla!" "John!" "Ronon!" "..."
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I'm very much looking forward to reading about the adventures of Rodney the vampire slayer. I just hope that John isn't Spike
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Welcome to the crazy.
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Rodney as Slayer = Buffy x infinity!
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I had a dream about John and Rodney last night Mel. It was odd.
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But I do remember John had a beard, wore a pea coat and smoked a pipe.
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HE MIGHT HAVE. I don't know. I like to imagine he ravished Rodney in his room above the tavern. Or something.
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(aaahahaha. oh dear.)
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wait, does rodney wear one of those corset dresses to emphasize his cleavage?
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And there can be bodice-rippage.
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And wow. Five hours every day? That's a whole lot...
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