Fanmix: Welcome To The Hellmouth

[unamaga]

This little fanmix is to go with the Buffy AU I'm hoping to have ready for Halloween that's apparently been sitting half-finished on the downstairs computer since August. Guess who's the slayer. Go on, guess. I'll give you a hint: he has the lung capacity of a marine mammal, big baby blues, and a name that rhymes with schmodney.

“This is totally not what I signed up for!” Rodney yelps, groping around on the grass to find his stake. His heart feels like it’s about to beat its way right up his esophagus and choke him to death, and his watcher doesn't even care. “Why are you just sitting there, I am about to die, don’t you have a soul at all, you complete maniac! Help! Help would be ni – aaahhgg!”

The newly risen vampire (vampires are real, what the hell) lunges at Rodney’s neck, and, oh god, he is never ever going to let a boy give him a hickey ever again. At the last second, he gets his stake in his fingers and thrusts it at the vampire’s chest, hoping that he’s aiming at the heart.

With a startled bwoosh, the vampire explodes into dust.

“Ew,” Rodney whimpers, flopping back onto the wet ground. “Oh my god, I can never wear this shirt again.”

Patrick Wolf – Ghost Song
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – The Carny
Tori Amos – Raining Blood
The Hush Sound – Lighthouse
Dashboard Prophets – Ballad for Dead Friends
Bjork – Pleasure is All Mine
The Doors – L’America
Neko Case – Things That Scare Me
Deftones – Change
PJ Harvey – Down By The Water
Radiohead – Bodysnatchers

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Comments

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

John was a sea captain in the 1800s and Rodney was like, this girl from his village and they got caught in flagrante delicto. So the entire village was after John and they holed up in this big rambling house and I don't know how it ended because I woke up.

But I do remember John had a beard, wore a pea coat and smoked a pipe.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAAH. that is so beautiful i don't even know where to start. did he squint one eye and say thinks like "arrr, tha's righ'! don't getchur knickers inna twist now!"

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

IT KIND OF WAS.

HE MIGHT HAVE. I don't know. I like to imagine he ravished Rodney in his room above the tavern. Or something.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

WHAT DID THEY USE FOR LUBE, THOUGH.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

UH. Oil? From the lamp or something?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hot.

(aaahahaha. oh dear.)

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

AND THEN! John can take Rodney away from his life of being a serving wench and they can sail the high seas together!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*SWOON*

wait, does rodney wear one of those corset dresses to emphasize his cleavage?

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY. And uh, stockings and those lace up boots.

And there can be bodice-rippage.