guess it's just that kind of day

[unamaga]

I have a massive headache and some dude at the food store tried to surreptitiously grope me while I was looking at the frozen dinners; I guess it's all I deserve for even thinking of eating that much sodium. Needless to say, I'm feeling kind of shitty! So what do I do but throw together a quick manip of John Sheppard without his shirt on titled "Foxy Gardener John Wants to Mow Your Lawn". Don't judge me.

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[ladyflowdi.livejournal.com]

Holy hell, he can come over and do my lawn any time he likes. Afterward, I will calamine his mosquito bites lovingly. Meow.

I too have had random disgusting perverts try to grope me in the grocery store. What kind of men honestly think that it's okay to pinch a random woman's butt? Ugh.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

It wasn't even my butt! I might've been able to ignore that a little more, since, okay, the aisle was kind of tight or whatever. It was a full on hand-meets-boob moment. SIGH, MEN.

Ahahahahahhah, I have never encountered calamine lotion being used in a sexy manner before now. You've broadened my horizons!

[ladyflowdi.livejournal.com]

Oh geez. see, that's just wrong. I've had men on two separate occasions pinch my ass. I'm starting to get a complex.

Ahahahahahhah, I have never encountered calamine lotion being used in a sexy manner before now. You've broadened my horizons!

I had adult-onset chicken pox almost three years ago, right after I turned 22. My fault entirely for working with kids who all had it, and thinking I was immune because I'd had it myself as a kid. The sweet relief of calamine is just about a religious experience. Calamine -- totally sexy.