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So, you all are getting a joint holiday gift from me. It is going to be larger than a bread box but smaller than a microwave and involve wee!chesters.

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And, also, because I am in a very strange mood, answer these questions. Or, like, don't you freaking party pooper.

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Someone play with me, I'm bored. Look at my little face - it's so pathetic and sad! Can you really say no?

ETA: So, I was thinking, and we all know that never leads to good things, but seriously. I was thinking about how sometimes I read a particular fic and suddenly I can't imagine some of the tiny details not being canon. In my head, there are all these little things that I've picked up from all over the place that make up my own personal characterization of our boys, both in RPS and wincest. Does this happen to you? Is there any particular author that just makes you say "Yes, yes, that is exactly it"?

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*laughs*

I just saw your eta and I do that. Like, I'm convinced that Dean and Sam have hot sex ALL THE TIME we just never see it. Which makes me sad. XD

Really though. I've got it stuck in my head that Dean was Sam's mom growing up. Seriously. That he made him breakfast and took him to school and helped with his homework and beat up bullies and tucked him into bed with a story EVER NIGHT! Until Sam was ten and decided he was too old for bedtime stories and night lights. But whenever he was scared he sneaked into bed with Dean. Even though Dean was awake and just let Sam think he was being sneaky. And Dean was very sad when Sam decided he was too old for Dean. And he maybe cried. *laughs*

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INTO A WHITE LACE HANKY???

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OF COURSE! And then he baked Sam cookies because he knew how much Sammy loved a snack after school. Don't ask why Dean wasn't in school maybe he skipped that day cause he started his period? CAUSE DEAN IS A TOTAL WOMAN WHEN IT COMES TO SAMMY!

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bwahahahaahhahaahah, someone has to write the fic in which dean has a dick but acts like a mother. "I'm sorry, honey, I'm just PMSing. It wasn't your fault! Here, have some peanut butter brittle that I baked special for you."

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OH GOD THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS! Sam would be all confused and scared while Dean kept going on and on about his day and what he was going to cook for dinner and how Sam was getting so big, his little boy getting all grown up, and doesn't it just make you cry? And then he does, into his white lace hanky, while Sam stands by the door looking like some big bad demon just ripped Dean's head off.

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"Look at you, you nearly reach my chin! I can remember how tiny you were when your momma first had you. And your eyes, so big and green. You were a beautiful baby." Dean sniffles, dabbing at the corners of his eyes with a white, lace hanky.

Sam, standing in the kitchen doorway, can't decide if he's mortified or terrified. "Christo," he says, just to be safe. Dean doesn't even notice, full out bawling now.

"Look at that strong jaw! You'll look just like your Dad when you grow up, sweetie."

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And Sam, standing in the doorway, is wondering if Dean will notice him try to get to the phone so he can call his dad because this is some crazy shit right here. The only thing missing is Dean in a dress with a plate of cookies. Which is when Sam notices the cookies on the table along with a glass of milk, and the cookies look like they just came out of the oven with steam rising from the top.

Sam thinks that maybe he'll have a cookie before he calls his dad. Lunch was forever ago, after all, and he is hungry.

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Dean seems oblivious to Sam's inner struggle, pushing the platter towards him and nattering on: "How was your science test today, honey?"

Nibbling on a cookie despite himself, Sam mumbles something that might be, "Went ok," but also might be, "I like to sashay." There's something weird about these cookies. How can the chocolate chips really be so gooey and delicious?