back at school! woo privacy! \o/

[unamaga]

So, you all are getting a joint holiday gift from me. It is going to be larger than a bread box but smaller than a microwave and involve wee!chesters.

[Poll #876064]
And, also, because I am in a very strange mood, answer these questions. Or, like, don't you freaking party pooper.

[Poll #876065]
Someone play with me, I'm bored. Look at my little face - it's so pathetic and sad! Can you really say no?

ETA: So, I was thinking, and we all know that never leads to good things, but seriously. I was thinking about how sometimes I read a particular fic and suddenly I can't imagine some of the tiny details not being canon. In my head, there are all these little things that I've picked up from all over the place that make up my own personal characterization of our boys, both in RPS and wincest. Does this happen to you? Is there any particular author that just makes you say "Yes, yes, that is exactly it"?

Comments

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

I love you muchly and you are so awesome.

I have curly fries and they are very good. But I bet your better. *leers*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

rar, baby. *licks*

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

*grins*

*licks back*

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Aw, you didn't post till all late!

Okay, so I didn't tick the "who" boxes because in my fantasies its Sam and Dean alone or Sam and other people (Or occasionally Dean and other people).

You remember that thing last night where Sam fucked himself on Dean's cock and then got him in trouble? He makes it up to him.

The way Sam makes it up to Dean starts out with the best wake-up Dean's ever gotten.

Two-thirty in the morning and Dean's in the middle of the best about-to-be-wet dream EVER (featuring Sammy's mouth and nonexistent gag-reflex) when he wakes up to the sharp sting of fingernails WAY too close to his balls.

The covers are still on so when he looks down all he can see is Sam's header under the blankets, bobbing up and down on his cock.

He lets out what he intends to be a "Jesus Christ Sammy, more" but what is really barely more than a dry-mouthed garble of unintelligable sounds.

He's thrusting up and trying to get the feeling to come back into his still-sleeping arms when Sam stops and shoves Dean's legs up so they're bent and the backs of his heels are almost touching his thighs.

Then suddenly all thought leaves Dean's mind as he feels Sam's tongue.

The muscles in his stomach and back start spasming and his hips start jerking as Sam's TONGUE starts fucking into Dean. Dean's hands are fisted tight in Sammy hair and he's shoving and pulling, trying desperately to get more of Sam's tongue in his ass.

He's shaking all over and his blood's starting to get cold and then suddenly Sam's tongue CURLS and Sam's finger presses this spot right behind his balls and he shudders and freezes and grips at Sammy's hair like it's the only thing keeping him alive and just comes all over himself.

And Jesus Christ that takes up so much of Dean's energy that all he wants to do is sleep now but he CAN'T because Sammy, eager as ever, hasn't stopped and his tongue is still moving and he doesn't seem to mind at all the way Dean keeps pushing his face in his ass and...

And then Sam's hands spread Dean and there are THUMBS inside him and holding him open as Sam's tongue DOES manage to get deeper and Dean manages to come again, or more, he's not sure he actually stopped...

He has no energy left at all anymore and falls asleep to the feeling of Sam's tongue still dancing inside him below, rumbly groaning shudders echoing from where Sam's mouth is pressed against him as Sam jacks himself off or fingers himself (Dean's not sure which, maybe both), tongue in Dean's ass and still completely under the blanket.

-

Sam loves having his tongue in his big brother's ass.

He loves knowing he can do something that makes Dean kean and BEG and writhe and whimper. Loves that he can make Dean come without touching his cock, just like Dean does to him.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

MOTHERFUCKING FUCK. I need to go...and. Yes. I'll be back in a few minutes to properly review this.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

:D Happy to be of service. Just wait till tomorrow when I have proper time.

[plutogirl10.livejournal.com]

Okay. that's it. I'm gonna start trawling through Unamaga's comments just to find more comment!porn. End of story.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

That'd probably be a good idea. I figure I'm gonna porn in at least one comment/post per day for her. Likely more. :D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

First of all, poor Dean. Well, ok, not really because he has Sam's tongue in his ass and that is just never a bad thing - anyway, THUMBS! How is it that you manage to unintentionally hit on all of these things that make me quiver and want to do naughty things? I hereby decree you Holder of the Porn.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I hereby decree you Holder of the Porn.

And now I totally have to icon that for proof.

Also? You should've seen me, I was waiting all day for you to post so I could do that, seriously. I figure I'm gonna leave you at least one porny comment per day, so you cant have a REALLY bad day anymore.

:D

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

How is it that you manage to unintentionally hit on all of these things that make me quiver and want to do naughty things?

Also? This is nothing. Just wait until later. I have something specific in mind.

[dullemarulle.livejournal.com]

What a fucking nice way to start my day :D
I think I'll need to go back and read the first part now.

[talilov.livejournal.com]

Rarely do the characters have sex with me (maybe once or twice) but often the pairing of my choice does the dirty in my dreams.

I'd be...interested? To see this wee!cest. This fandom has yet to convince me on that point. Cause you know...wee!cest is wrong and wincest is all there is, OKAY?

I find it all comes down to the dialogue for me. I can over look other canon things if the dialogue is spot on.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Oh, no no. It's not going to be 'cestual, just wee, you see.

Re: canon - I think I must be sucking at this whole communication thing today, 'cause I meant, like, you read a story about Sam being a hacker and the idea that he's a hacker automatically incorporates itself into your personal view of canon. Like, no one can convince you that Sam isn't actually a hacker. Am I making any sense??

[dullemarulle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so the times I've dreamt of the boys from SPN we did something stupid like talk, but I have almost manipulated my mind into thinking we had sex.
I did dream of Jensen's character from Dark Angel - Alec. Kind of weird, because I only watched the show when it aired a few years back, and then all of a sudden we were having sex on top of his motorcycle. So I bought DA on DVD the next day :P

The fic - I would rather have one big post, because I have no patience. But if we go by that, I would rather have chapters if this is going to take a long time to finish *is a greedy lil bitch*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I once had a dream that was stupid, too, about Jared. We played with his freaking dogs for two hours and then we sat on opposite ends of his couch and talked about our lives. THAT WAS IT. *sporks subconscious*

Hubbuh Hubbuh, sex on his motorcycle. Was it on?

And, the fic! It would be posted, if seperately, one day after the other for the five days running up to Christmas.

[(Anonymous)]

This is Kim. I'm at school. I'm not allowed to talk about such things at school. But trust me, I will. ♥

(PS: YOU SENT ME A BLURB OF THAT STORY HOMG.)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

YAY. YES I DID. BECAUSE I LOFF YOU. :D

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

Sometimes Sam is a priest and he *coughs* maybefucksmeintheshowerandsometimesdeanistheretoo.

I like my brain, it is hotass.

Also, fic? Ooh!

*plays with you*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

PRIEST. that is very sexy. i approve!! *shimmies*

also, i plan to subject you to said fic and ask you to make it better. is that okay?

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

Once upon a time, a girl named Kim went to Hogwarts. She was special and got in four years late. Draco Malfoy thought she was hot. They sexed and it was awesome. Harry was jealous. Of Kim. Because Draco is Sex. So they all sexed together and it was even more amazing. The end.

Rawr. Wasn't that sexy?

SHADOWS. It's always with the damn shadows about the Winchesters for me. If there is a reference to shadows (or religion, like God, for that matter) I start getting giddy. Also, Dean is a man-h0r. And has sexed many people. And John left Sam and Dean for long periods of time while he was hunting and Dean watched cartoons and Sam played with his tail toys. Y'know, Sam's a dog, too.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

I also once had a dream that I was shopping in a gas station with my brother and Jared and Jensen come in. So, I was talking to them (I forget what about) and then someone came inside, pushed a desk in front of the door and set it on fire. I put it out, Jared thought I was a hero and gave me a check - it said "Hi" where the amount of money was supposed to be and he crossed out his name for publicity reasons. Then, Jared asked me to come back to LA with him. We were walking on this bridge and I could see LA in the distance and Jared and Jensen walked off the bridge and I wanted to follow them, so I did and died. They were walking on clouds.

I think they were angels.

I also dreamed last night about my old boss cornering me in a dark alley and asking me to come back to work and I was screaming "No, you can't make me bitch!" and running away. Then, people were jumping out of windows and face-planting the ground. It was a new sport - like parachuting, without... parachutes.

O.O

Yeah.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

You are a mary!sue, oh noz. Actually, I'm just laughing. Because that was a pretty awesome description of it. Are you hyper right now?

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

*sniffles* Okay.

[pruehalliwells.livejournal.com]

am I just being too selfish or the Snape comment was for me? as for the deets, you should probably know by heart