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So, you all are getting a joint holiday gift from me. It is going to be larger than a bread box but smaller than a microwave and involve wee!chesters.

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And, also, because I am in a very strange mood, answer these questions. Or, like, don't you freaking party pooper.

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Someone play with me, I'm bored. Look at my little face - it's so pathetic and sad! Can you really say no?

ETA: So, I was thinking, and we all know that never leads to good things, but seriously. I was thinking about how sometimes I read a particular fic and suddenly I can't imagine some of the tiny details not being canon. In my head, there are all these little things that I've picked up from all over the place that make up my own personal characterization of our boys, both in RPS and wincest. Does this happen to you? Is there any particular author that just makes you say "Yes, yes, that is exactly it"?

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Once upon a time, a girl named Kim went to Hogwarts. She was special and got in four years late. Draco Malfoy thought she was hot. They sexed and it was awesome. Harry was jealous. Of Kim. Because Draco is Sex. So they all sexed together and it was even more amazing. The end.

Rawr. Wasn't that sexy?

SHADOWS. It's always with the damn shadows about the Winchesters for me. If there is a reference to shadows (or religion, like God, for that matter) I start getting giddy. Also, Dean is a man-h0r. And has sexed many people. And John left Sam and Dean for long periods of time while he was hunting and Dean watched cartoons and Sam played with his tail toys. Y'know, Sam's a dog, too.

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I also once had a dream that I was shopping in a gas station with my brother and Jared and Jensen come in. So, I was talking to them (I forget what about) and then someone came inside, pushed a desk in front of the door and set it on fire. I put it out, Jared thought I was a hero and gave me a check - it said "Hi" where the amount of money was supposed to be and he crossed out his name for publicity reasons. Then, Jared asked me to come back to LA with him. We were walking on this bridge and I could see LA in the distance and Jared and Jensen walked off the bridge and I wanted to follow them, so I did and died. They were walking on clouds.

I think they were angels.

I also dreamed last night about my old boss cornering me in a dark alley and asking me to come back to work and I was screaming "No, you can't make me bitch!" and running away. Then, people were jumping out of windows and face-planting the ground. It was a new sport - like parachuting, without... parachutes.

O.O

Yeah.

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You have AWESOMELY PLOTTY dreams, man. The one time I actually dreamed of Jared, like, really dreamed for a long period of time, we spent hours and hours talking from either end of his couch and playing with his dogs. I woke up: "WHAT THE HELL WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX?"

Although, there was a really fabulous shorter dream where Jensen was fucking my mouth and Jared was pounding into me from behind. THAT WAS NICE. /tmi

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MY DREAMS ARE CRACK. AT LEAST YOU HAVE NICE DREAMS LIKE WITH JENSEN AND JARED AND GUH.

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ONE DAY, BABY. TONIGHT, I WILL SEND YOU ALL MY PORNY PORNY THOUGHTS. *clasps hands together*

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You are a mary!sue, oh noz. Actually, I'm just laughing. Because that was a pretty awesome description of it. Are you hyper right now?

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*MARY SUES* I can transmigifure into a cat/dragon/griffin and I sparkle! *SPARKLES* I did have a dream that I went to Hogwarts once though. I helped Harry save the world and they gave me cake. I felt kind of ripped off, but whatever. I did have another HP dream but... it's WAY TOO WEIRD.

I'm just a LITTLE hyper.

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That better have been some pretty fuckin' delicious cake, man! Was it yellow cake??

AND TELL ME ABOUT THE WEIRD ONE TELL MEeEe.

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It was chocolate, I think.

HOKAY. I have only told ONE OTHER PERSON ABOUT THIS DREAM. She laughed at me for a couple hours. AND IT IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE (it is just too weird). Okay. So, I was Harry and I was fighting off Voldemort, but he was dressed up in a spandex-tight evil villian suit (it had a cap and was black and red, I remember that vividly). We were running through a boiler room type place and I was yelling for him to turn and face me and he said, "Do you really want to know what was left of your father?" and I said, "My father is dead!" And then Voldemort throws this piece of flabby, pressed skin and I'm all "WTF?" and... it turned out to be what was left of Harry's dad's PENIS. LIKE OMG.

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WOAH. That's deep. And also sort of disturbing. Why exactly did Voldemort have a piece of James' penis, is what I want to know. IS VOLDIE A SEEKRIT POTTER LUVER AND HE'S ONLY TRYING TO HURT HARRY BECAUSE YOU HURT THE ONES YOU LUV?

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I wonder the same question myself. I tend not to think about it because it may result in years of unwanted therapy.