this might be the place

Isn't it a little bit amazing how the Heinz Ketchup bottles have changed in the past five years? The one I'm staring at sits easily upside-down on its cap and says "NEW! FRIDGE DOOR FIT!" which is just blatantly untrue, since it won't fit in the fridge door no matter how I shove it. I miss the days of yore when you had to know exactly how to hit the 57 with the heel of your hand to get the damn stuff to come out. Definitely the most exciting part of eating french fries as a kid - especially since my sister was really bad at it and sometimes splashed her entire plate and shirt when she got angry and hit it too hard.


I miss you, awesome ketchup bottle. :(