ironic victory arms!

[unamaga]

Ahaha, Jules and I just got Gmail chat banned at my school library: Your network administrator has disabled Gmail's chat features for all users on the network. You won't be able to use chat in Gmail any time you're connected to the network on which you received the error message. Er, woops. Maybe we shouldn't have been talking about weird porn.

Mel: OH GOD. i watched a clip on youtube yesterday of kissing and i actually had to STOP IT and cringe because it was so, so utterly fake. D:
Jules: EWWW
Jules: then again
Jules: it's youtube
Mel: yeah, but COME ON. tongues don't actually MEET IN MID AIR without the rest of the mouth.
Jules: HAHAHAHAA
Jules: unless they are ALIEN tongues
Mel: THAT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. then it's just funny.
Mel: OH MAN
Mel: oh man
Mel: i watched this weird porn the other day
Mel: it was, like, 3D rendering? and it was. i don't even KNOW. there were bats.
Jules: HAHAHA BATS?
Mel: YES. they weren't even NORMAL bats, they were alien bats. and they were, like, a representation of this big ALIEN BLOB's penis
Mel: they were flapping to move in and out of the girl's cunt and the blob CAME from that
Mel: what
Mel: i don't know
Mel: and when the blob came - oh my god it was kind of poetic. he spewed white stuff out of about fifteen different holes all over his body.
Mel: I LOL'D
Jules: HAHAAH EW
Jules: how do you find this stuff?
Mel: i don't know
Mel: i'm clicking a link to go watch a girl get her pussy licked and suddenly there's an alien making out with a plant

And if you don't believe me, check these out.


Unrelatedly, why isn't it spring yet? Walking from the library to the subway today was so windy I ended up eating my own hair.

Comments

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

Mel: i'm clicking a link to go watch a girl get her pussy licked and suddenly there's an alien making out with a plant

OH MY GOD WIN WIN WIN.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*smirk*

[22by7.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL
i must go check those out.
i love the internet. don't you?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

it's a wacky place. *draws hearts*

[devilyouwere.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I should be amused or disgusted. I think I'm both. Just... wow.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Isn't the internet AMAZING?

[likeaglass.livejournal.com]

asdfllkf;'askd Um. Wow.

The thing I'm having trouble with is, do people actually watch that to, you know, get off? Because I think that's more disturbing than the fact that it actually exists.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I think they do, yeah. I'm not gonna judge, because some of the stuff I get off on is probably pretty weird to a majority of the United States, but.

Yeah.

[mokarran.livejournal.com]

LOL is it sad that I've actually seen those before? I was getting weird deja vu reading that conversation =__= I totally didn't want to believe that that sounded familiar :<

Jeeze. Internet, there are no limits to your wackiness...

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, as wacky as the internet is, it's a small world wide web after all.

[polyspaston.livejournal.com]

Blob porn?

It's compeltely spring here, it's unnaturally warm and all the animals have decided to shed their coats. They'll be sorry when it starts snowing in a global warming fashion come mid-march...

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

It's snowing here! I am kind of jealous of your spring. :c

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

Hey, I have one of those somewhere! I should upload it for shares - I DL'd it 'cause I was curious (I like animated porn, okay) and it turned all weird and stuff, but in a way that I find interesting, so I kept it. the internet wins, man.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I like animated porn too - no judgment from this corner! It's just. Bats. I wasn't expecting that at all, with the flapping.

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, bats are unexpected! :D Along with a few other things.

(okay, I am barely awake, and now I hear things like " Nobody expects the bat inquisition!". Oh dear.)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha!!! "Give her....the intercourse!" "No, not the intercourse!"

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

Do you think John and Rodney IM each other talking about this kinda stuff as well?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

OH DEFINITELY. i bet john ims rodney constantly.

http://www.dirtyhoswithballoons.com/ lol
i hate you so much

[elanor-me.livejournal.com]

Wow. just wow. ;P

I wish it was spring too. We had this horrible cold snap this weekend -- it was minus 27 c. on saturday! Luckily it's warmed up a bit since then, but I don't think I'll be putting away my winter coat till the end of march. blech. I definitely feel your pain. Hope it warms up for you soon!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

holy jeeze! *blanket fort*

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

OH GOD! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE MEL!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

MWAH HAHA.

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

WHERE'S MY COMFORT PORN? YOU PROMISED ME GOOD PORN IN RETURN!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

WELL MAYBE I WOULD HELP OUT IF YOU GOT YOUR BUTT ON AIM.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

Mel: i'm clicking a link to go watch a girl get her pussy licked and suddenly there's an alien making out with a plant

Happens to the best of us.

Or, wait, wrong superlative....