unamaga | ironic victory arms!

Ahaha, Jules and I just got Gmail chat banned at my school library: Your network administrator has disabled Gmail's chat features for all users on the network. You won't be able to use chat in Gmail any time you're connected to the network on which you received the error message. Er, woops. Maybe we shouldn't have been talking about weird porn.

Mel: OH GOD. i watched a clip on youtube yesterday of kissing and i actually had to STOP IT and cringe because it was so, so utterly fake. D:
Jules: EWWW
Jules: then again
Jules: it's youtube
Mel: yeah, but COME ON. tongues don't actually MEET IN MID AIR without the rest of the mouth.
Jules: HAHAHAHAA
Jules: unless they are ALIEN tongues
Mel: THAT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. then it's just funny.
Mel: OH MAN
Mel: oh man
Mel: i watched this weird porn the other day
Mel: it was, like, 3D rendering? and it was. i don't even KNOW. there were bats.
Jules: HAHAHA BATS?
Mel: YES. they weren't even NORMAL bats, they were alien bats. and they were, like, a representation of this big ALIEN BLOB's penis
Mel: they were flapping to move in and out of the girl's cunt and the blob CAME from that
Mel: what
Mel: i don't know
Mel: and when the blob came - oh my god it was kind of poetic. he spewed white stuff out of about fifteen different holes all over his body.
Mel: I LOL'D
Jules: HAHAAH EW
Jules: how do you find this stuff?
Mel: i don't know
Mel: i'm clicking a link to go watch a girl get her pussy licked and suddenly there's an alien making out with a plant

And if you don't believe me, check these out.

Unrelatedly, why isn't it spring yet? Walking from the library to the subway today was so windy I ended up eating my own hair.

ironic victory arms!

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