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Aug. 9th, 2007 12:08 am
unamaga: (their love is so sluggish)
Who wants a little lovin'?

I know I'm late to the bandwagon, but: comment here and I'll tell you - possibly with footnotes - why I think you're awesome. And if we don't know each other that well yet, take this as an invitation to step up and say hi so we can get acquainted. I'm not really as scary as some people seem to think I am, promise!
unamaga: (let it go)
unamaga: (sam's not here right now)
My lovely [livejournal.com profile] schneestern asked her flist who they wanted to be today instead of themselves, and most people answered awesome things like "Anna who has a fabulous house and lots of books", except, y'know, more elaborate than that. But I? Am an odd duck. This is my answer:

I want to be an eccentric middle-aged man who wears a brown, lopsided top hat and has a pipe that he pretends he packs with tobacco, but which actually just blows bubbles. My name would be something long and exotic, like Eric, but everyone would just call me Bob.

My days would be spent blowing bubbles from my pipe as I strolled leisurely around my sprawling estate, playing golf with my imaginary friend, Clownard, inviting young, available men and women to stay for weeks at a time so that I may make matches of them, and fancifully arranging ice sculptures in the garden for my next picnic-gala.

So, stealing from Jules, who do you want to be today? Bonus points if you can somehow involve a potato masher.

Oh! And also. I think I've been tagged for this thing five times over, so, here are seven songs that I am currently into - and this time, I will keep it down to seven songs only, damnit.

  1. Stina Nordenstam - The World is Saved
  2. Tori Amos - Happiness is a Warm Gun
  3. Ella Fitzgerald - It Don't Mean a Thing
  4. Cat Power - He War
  5. Massive Attack - Inertia Creeps
  6. Billie Holiday - Loverman
  7. Iron & Wine - Teeth in the Grass
unamaga: (sam thinks you need a kiss)
Well, there's the one question meme running around, but I think that's pretty restrictive. My hippie soul can't take it. SO!

Ask me anything, no matter how crazy it is. Any topic, anything you want to know. Hell, ask me more than one question, I don't mind! The catch? You have to tell me one thing about yourself.

Uh, I'm not gonna screen comments because there is no shame here. If you're uncomfortable, though, leave me a note and I'll screen for you. :>
unamaga: (*flops*)

[Get your own!]

Wow, that is a truly hideous shade of pink. Anyway! Hmmmmmm? Have you? Even though I am a cracky geek who talks about Scooby Doo and cheese? And ancient civilizations? And buttsex? I'm particularly fond of buttsex, yes. I don't think you should have sent me chocolate, [livejournal.com profile] raynedanser. I'm hyper, like, a lot. This post has no point. HEY LOOK AT THAT PUPPY IN MY ICON.

ETA: Does anyone have some PJ Harvey they'd like to share with me? *Sam eyes*
unamaga: (see you shiver)
So, [livejournal.com profile] arabella_hope tagged me, and I like to babble far too much. Woohoot!

Writer's Meme: Sometimes it's ok to pimp yourself out. Post a list of your top five fics favorite you've written, regardless of fandom or the reason you love them. This isn't about the BEST things you've written, but what you LOVE most. Then tag five other people to do the same.

  1. Jolie Petite Chose (Me Séduire) [NC-17, Original Femmeslash] - I think I wrote this in about forty minutes, Kim reading each bit as it came to me and demanding more. Really, I don't even know where it came from or how it got to be so long, which is part of what I love about it - the other part being that it's different for me. It's entirely in second person, for one. I just have this huge, huge affection for it.

  2. Charcoal [PG, Real Person Fiction, Gen] - This one is...really personal to me in a way not much of my fic actually is. Usually, I write from experience, but not with emotion so much as physical memory. If that makes any kind of sense at all. But this fic, small as it is, came from me in a really deep way that - I sound really pretentious right now. Shutting up.

  3. And Drive, And Drive [NC-17, Supernatural, Sam/Dean] - Hahaha, this is probably the only sybian fic in the history of ever, which makes me sad and happy all at once. Where is the sybian love, people! Distressingly absent, that's where! Y'all should get on that, like, right now. Oh, and I still blame Sofie for this. With great affection.

  4. When I Wake Up a Second Time (Gorgeousness) [R, Supernatural, Sort of Gen?] - Another one of those fics that popped out in a single sitting. I'm not really sure why I love it so much or why it didn't get the response I expected (oh god, I still sound pretentious). I think it's kind of different in my mind when I read it, because I see between the lines what I meant everything to explain, so it's a whole 'nother experience for the reader than it is for me. Whatever it is, I'm still proud of it.

  5. Hello, I Love You [PG-13, Real Person Slash, Jensen/Jared] - The first fic I ever wrote about our dear boys, even though it wasn't the first I ever posted. It actually had a few incarnations before I worked up the chutzpah to show it to my flist - one of those incarnations included me forcing it upon my RL friends and going, "Oh my god, did I really write this? It's horrible! Cid? Read this for me? Debbie, would you, please? It sucks. And, um, also there is gay."

  6. This one isn't really fic, so I can get away with adding it on, right? Right? Are You...Crying? - Hee. Jensen and Jared and fanfic, oh my! Plus, bunny slippers! Silliness abounds.
Um, who hasn't been tagged yet for this? [livejournal.com profile] __3amconfession, [livejournal.com profile] clex_monkie89, [livejournal.com profile] dea_liberty....uh. Everyone else too? Do it? *looks pretty*
unamaga: (romance and an angel's wings)
I'm kind of overwhelmed by how much I love you all. I don't even know where to start on answering comments or sending back emails, for those of you who were sweet enough to take the time out to do that too. I just...god, guys. Way to make the hormonal girl bawl and then flail around like a rubber chicken until she smacks into a wall. Yes, that actually happened.

Suffice to say, I feel a freaking lot better. I kind of knew getting it out like that would help, and then I baked cookies, watched Family guy, and wore a skirt in the dead of winter. Being a loon makes me happy. ALONG WITH ALL OF YOU and the fact that in less than an hour? It will no longer be February!!!!!!!! *TICKER TAPE PARADE*

On top of that awesomesauce is this little cherry: tomorrow is the sixth month anniversary of gleeweek! That means I've known some of you for a half a year! How insane is that? That's pretty insane. I feel privileged to know all of you, babies. You're the cream in my coffee, even though I don't drink coffee, I drink tea. Without anything in it. You know what I mean!

So, in honor of how fabulous this day is going to be, I propose we have a day long celebration! Picspams, porning, icons, odes, music swaps! And also, a meme to spread around, taking a page out of the book you guys seem to think I should be reading. :D

List ten things you love about yourself - any things at all, from the smallest ('I love my nose') to the biggest ('I love that I'm capable of taking on the world - and winning').

And that's it, that's all there is to it. Post this and people can comment with things they love about you, too, but that's not the main point. Let's start this new month off on the right foot, yeah? I'll go first, and then you all can try it out for yourselves.

My top ten things about me! )

*spams*

Feb. 14th, 2007 01:41 am
unamaga: (OBEY)
WOO. Porn at me, babies! And then put your names up so I can porn right back. *rubs hands together* I think I've finally gotten my mojo back, mwah hah hah.

ETA: OR, you could all be really swell and gimme some lovin'. *bats eyelashes*

ps, song: Don't Be Shai, from the commercial. i've said it before, but i'll say it again - hottest song in existence. download, like, now.

orgy porgy

Feb. 4th, 2007 01:15 am
unamaga: (oh so sexy)
I do not understand these. Do you click on them to show you've been there? Is that what you do? It never seems to show I've been to other people's. So confusing. Whatever, my map looks evil, so I'm happy.

MAP! )

Since I can't actually work this thing, though, pipe up! Tell me where you're from! I'm honestly curious. I know there are a couple'a you from Denmark, Australia, and the UK hanging around. Where else?

Oh, and, show of hands: who else thinks this week sucks like a whore? Anyone? Just me? I think we need a mass orgy. *Flashes*
unamaga: (you're beautiful)
Mommy issues - skip )

Whatever. I'd like to fiddle around with my camera, so, a meme involving, hey! Cameras. No nudies, blah blah blah, ok feet, blah blah, scooby doo.

Ask me to take pictures of any aspect of my life that you're interested in/curious about -- it can be anything from my favorite shirt to my cell phone. Leave your requests as a comment to this entry, I'll snap the pictures and post them as soon as I can.

How are you guys? Good day all around, I hope. Have a llama with an afro.
unamaga: (playing my guitar)
Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] immoralilly while wearing a black ski mask and two duck-patterned socks. Debbie! I think you are probably the only one who can truly rock numbers one, twenty one, and twenty five. And maybe thirty, because of Alex.

Step 1: Put your Media player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) of the first 50 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Guess as many as you can! NO CHEATING!


To the lyrics! )
unamaga: (the coy look-away)
Curse you, Robin!

RULES: Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs.

I am a nutty cookie. )

So, I tag you, you, you, you, and you. Yeah, you know who you are. This is my stern face - DO EET. Now I go to catch up on comments, because I am horrible.
unamaga: (this is me--puddle of goo)
So, ok, I stole this from [livejournal.com profile] kashmir1, but don't let my criminality throw you off.

Fill my stocking! )

I'm curious

Dec. 2nd, 2006 09:00 pm
unamaga: (cheer up emo kid)
If My LJ Were Its Own Fandom...

a. Who would people ship me with?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?

In other news, Kim and I are putting together a J-squared fanmix. It will most likely be called "Keepin' It Real GAY", aren't you all excited? I know you are. Also, a question for y'all. Do you mind if I dump a bit of fic today? I seem to have a tiny bit of a back-up in my to-post pile, but I don't want to spam your flists relentlessly. Thoughts?

ETA: um, apparently livejournal ate this entry? so, kim and robin, you should, um, comment again or something. :(((((
unamaga: (ambiguous they are not)
It's Tuesday, zomg. That means my father's birthday is on SATURDAY and THANKSGIVING is on THURSDAY and I haven't started packing to go home yet and I'm being picked up in, like, FIVE HOURS. *runs around in circles*

Oh my god, [livejournal.com profile] purple_sax09, we have to clean out the fridge! Those apples have been there since...omg, when did we go apple picking? And the milk? Did we ever throw that away? Crap, crap, crap. I think we forgot to throw out the milk. And are you going to be able to finish the hot pockets before tomorrow when you leave? SHOULD I HAVE ONE FOR LUNCH?

I'm breathing, I'm fine, I'm ok. Here, have a quizmabob. ) Well, yeah, ok. *coughs* So maybe that's almost 100% accurate. Shut up, I said ALMOST.

While I head off to go promptly insane, I have a few people I'm sending cards to already, but is there anyone else that wants one? So far I have [livejournal.com profile] dullemarulle, [livejournal.com profile] robin1618, [livejournal.com profile] torturemysoul, [livejournal.com profile] coverd_n_rain, and [livejournal.com profile] chickypooh... unless I'm forgetting someone? Am I? Damn, I probably am. SEND ME AN EMAIL OR SOMETHING. ETA: Duh, I almost forgot about [livejournal.com profile] undecipherable and [livejournal.com profile] iamtinkerbean!
unamaga: (fuck this shit)
Where the heck is everyone? No, seriously, we've had this conversation before, guys. I WORRY. LIKE A GRANDMA. But, y'know, with better hair. Here, have a bunch of icons. )

And, alright, that 'who's the best little stalker' meme flaoting around. FINE. YOU'VE PUSHED ME TO IT. But we're playing this like Who's Line. The game's made up and the points don't matter--that's right, just like President Bush's actual IQ. Make me laugh, people. )
unamaga: (idylled: doctor awesome!)
I really, really just couldn't resist this one.

Here's a list of fictional characters that I would love to get a message from. It is your mission, should you choose to accept it, to leave me an in-character comment from any of the following:

1) Anthony Crowley
2) Sam Winchester
3) Greg Sanders
4) Dori
5) Clownana
6) Dean Winchester
7) Aziraphale
8) Sam Vimes
9) Arthur, King of the Britons
10) DEATH

Anonymous commenting is on. Go crazy. That's an order.
unamaga: (guh)
Okay, I tried to do the whole "Celebrity Crush" meme that's been going around, but it was too hard. INSTEAD. I give you pretty pictures of pretty people, in no particular order.

ENJOY!! :D )

So, now that my upstairs brain is completely broken. Who funkies your monkey?
unamaga: (Touched noodly appendages)
Let's play the icon game!! *is a sheep*

Look at my userpics. Based on those icons, answer the following questions:
1. Which icon do you associate with me?
2. Which icon is your favorite?
3. Which icons is your least favorite?
4. What icon do you think I'm missing?
5. Which icon would you like to see me use more often?
6. One that you don't understand?
7. Can you make 2 of my icons converse?
8. When you comment, use your favorite icon and tell me why you love it.


ps-- [profile] _3amconfession! omg, your birthday fic is SO CLOSE TO DONE. i promise to have it up before tomorrow! I LOVE YOU I REALLY DO I'M SORRY!
unamaga: (guh)
So. I took this from [personal profile] scarlett_o. hi, scarlett, hi!

Casting Call

I think it's inevitable that as we read each other's journals we create mental pictures of each other. Post this on your own journal to find out who your friends see when they read about your life.

Two Rules:
1) The person must be in the movies or on TV (but doesn't have to be an actor/actress). The person can be specific to a role or just the person themself.
2) You have to post a link to a picture of said person in the comments.

and i'm going to quietly add a rule that says singer/songwriters are allowed too. 'cause they need some lovin'.


ETA: If there is one or more people on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

You guys know you're amazing, right? I would list every single one of you and why you are each incredible, but I think it would probably take more words than Livejournal posts can hold. Love you all. ♥

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